Archive for August, 2006

Piss weak cartoons vol.2

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Dedicated to Bean Bag Boy.

Return to Castle Wolfenstein – game over man

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

rate [2.5]
This game was just too easy. Not much of a challenge. The graphics were good, and the game itself enjoyable, just seemed to be all over far too quick. If you can’t get to the final level of this game without cheating, then you should hand back your Xbox controller immediately and go back [...]

Alien vs Predator 2 – Game on molls!

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

There have been rumours of a sequel to 2004’s adequate ‘Alien vs Predator’ film for quite some time now. It now seems that the wheels are in motion. According to Online Horror Magazine – Fangoria:
“ALIEN VS. PREDATOR: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST will begin shooting in Vancouver, British Columbia on September 23 and wrap December 14, [...]

Engineers scare me

Wednesday, August 30th, 2006

Four freaks… I mean… Four engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, “It was a mechanical engineer, just look at all the joints.” Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.” The third said, “It was obviously a [...]

Hunter: The Reckoning

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

My sidekick, Bean Bag Boy, and I were playing ‘Hunter: The Reckoning: Redeemer’ last night and I suggested that it would make a great movie. We were waist deep in zombie scum at the time so the thought drifted out of my head as quickly as it had arrived. The thought returned today, so I [...]

Chuck Palahniuk’s Choke

Tuesday, August 29th, 2006

 
I found this small snippet on the Dark Horizons website:
“Universal Pictures has apparently acquired film rights to Chuck Palahniuk’s novel “Choke” with Paul Bernbaum (“Hollywoodland”) tapped to write. The novel concerns Victor Mancini, a young man who scams people by, literally, choking in restaurants in order to keep his mother in St. Anthony’s Care Center [...]

Top 10 things I need to do

Monday, August 28th, 2006

1. Try and figure out how to make the site a little more adsense friendly. Might have to learn more about wordpress. Completed
2. Record the song that’s playing in my head. I have the intro, the kick ass main riff, and the outro, just nothing to link the bits and pieces together.
3. Finish Hunter: The [...]

Obesity – A growing problem

Monday, August 28th, 2006

Breaking News – My ongoing war with obesity has taken a drastic turn. Getting ready for work this morning I had to find a pair of work appropriate pants. I reached for my ‘fat’ pants that I hadn’t worn to work for a month of two. I put them on and they fell straight down [...]

Jet Li is Fearless

Sunday, August 27th, 2006

I caught the movie Fearless on the weekend. The film was based on the life of Huo Yuanjia, a Chinese martial artist and founder of the Chin Woo Athletic Association, a martial arts school in Shanghai. The film itself was good, not as good as ‘Hero’, but better than ‘House of Flying Daggers’. The fight [...]

World Peace for sale

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Proving that you can buy and sell pretty much anything these days, ‘World Peace’ is currently up for grabs on ebay. Last time I checked it was going for $13 which is a pretty good deal, particularly as its listed in ‘as new’ condition.

Tool Tickets!

Friday, August 25th, 2006

Woohoo biatches! I have a ticket to see Tool when they come to Melbourne next January!!! Never seen them live before so I can’t wait. For the time being the tickets are going into tool storage. Adam Jones, the guitar player, is one cool dude. I want one of those silverburst Les Paul Customs that [...]