Breaking News - My ongoing war with obesity has taken a drastic turn. Getting ready for work this morning I had to find a pair of work appropriate pants. I reached for my 'fat' pants that I hadn't worn to work for a month of two. I put them on and they fell straight down to the floor. I then reached for my old 'rock' work pants that I hadn't worn for a while because I hadn't been able to button them up. THE ROCK PANTS FIT AGAIN!! Rock on kids! The roof over the tool shed no longer casts such a large shadow! My fat rant, brought to you by body shop supplies.