Bronzed Suri Stool Auction

The Tom Cruise news continues. Today, Nine MSN report that:

"Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have yet to show their baby daughter off in public, but eager fans have been given an unusual preview overnight, with the chance to see a bronze cast depicting her first solid stool. The scatological sculpture is purportedly cast from 19-week old Suri's first bowel movement and will be shown at the Capla Kesting gallery in Brooklyn, New York, before being auctioned off for charity."
Source: http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=126413

Suri Stool Furthermore, the 'sculpture' is expected to fetch up to $50,000 (USD) at auction on ebay. Now undoubtedly it is a fine little nugget, but $50,000 is a lot of money to pay for bronzed baby excrement. I know what your thinking, you'd love to own it a little piece of the Cruise dynasty, but just don't think you'll be able to scrape together the $50,000 (USD).? Well then, you better hurry if you want to pick up a limited Edition Plaster Replica! The edition is limited to twenty pieces, sells for $500, and is signed and numbered by the artist. Signed and numbered by the artist? Not only can Suri now produce solid stools, apparently she is now also capable of knocking out some signed limited edition plaster replicas.