Keeping with the poop theme that began with Suri's bronzed turd, file this one under 'what the f*$%???. This guy should be called "The Cable Guy" because he is laying some serious cable! Possibly needs to review his diet, and/or find something else to occupy his time.

http://www.poormojo.org/pmjadaily/archives/006472.php

This guy is clearly not working with those super thin fiber optic cables, that's for sure!

edit: 15 Sept 06

Someone has pointed me to an article on the Village Voice website that suggests the 26foot long poo was a fake.