Proving that there is a WordPress plugin for everything, I present you with "Ploppy". What is "Ploppy"? It's a WordPress plugin for describing the state of your bowel movements using the Bristol Stool Scale. Makes me dream of bathroom vanities. Oooooh.

The best part? The fact that it has little icons to indicate the current state of your stool. My personal favourite is number 3, described as "Like a sausage but with cracks on its surface", with it's icon vaguely resembling Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo from South Park. Now for the big question... will "Ploppy" be installed on Swollen Pickles? No. The world is not ready.