I grew a year older on the weekend. Scary stuff, I'm concerned that it may mean I need to grow up. I'm hoping it doesn't need to come to that though.

It's common knowledge that my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. And they're like, it's better than yours, damn right it's better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge. Peter Griffin's milkshake also brings all the boys to the yard. Don't believe me? Check out this video.