New nickname required for disgruntled housemate
Why is Queen of the Nerds disgruntled? She resents the Queen of the Nerds label and has requested a more accurate/appropriate pseudonym. She argues that Queen of the Nerds is a "completely inaccurate pseudonym", as it "would imply that I [she] am [is] the ultimate nerd of the household". Reading between the lines, it appears she is of the opinion that both Bean Bag Boy and I are both higher degree nerds than she is. Taking all of this on board, I am therefore accepting submissions for a more accurate, and in no way misleading, nickname/pseudonym for the person formally recognised as Queen of the Nerds.
To assist in this task I can provide the following details. She does not:
- watch Battlestar Galactica;
- eat take away fast food like KFC ("nerd food" as described by her);
- have a wireless connection for her laptop; and
- have a Playstation 2 addiction.
She does however have a large collection of non-fiction books which mostly relate to spiritual hippy stuff. She also has a black belt in yoga.
I am considering placing the best pseudonym on a t-shirt for her Christmas present? I am seeking the help of the wider nerd community here. HELP!... speaking of help, today's tenuous link: rehabs.
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How about ‘Miss D. Nile’