Thursday, December 28th, 2006
From the opening scene you just know that ‘Stay’ is going to be a head trip. Starring Ewan McGregor it’s a film big on style, but a little low on substance. ‘Stay’ essentially tells the story of a psychiatrist, Ewan McGregor, attempting to prevent one of his patients from committing suicide, whilst at the same [...]
Wednesday, December 27th, 2006
This film should carry a warning! I demand 90 minutes of my life back! ‘House of the Dead 2: Dead Aim’ is a “based on the video game†film, and the sequel to Uwe Boll’s 2003 steaming turd, ‘House of the Dead’. The film opens in a US college, with frat boys hosing down scantily [...]
Friday, December 22nd, 2006
Big news as Miss Nevada USA is “stripped” of her title after some “racy” photos turned up on the internet. According to the Age, some “of the photos show Katie Rees kissing other women and exposing one of her breasts. “Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007,” said Paula [...]
Thursday, December 21st, 2006
It’s almost Christmas, a time to relax with family and friends, watch the Boxing Day Test Match, and eat until you can’t eat anymore. As some of you well know, I’m a very busy and important person, so I don’t have the time to send out individualised Christmas cheer and well wishes. With that in [...]
Tuesday, December 19th, 2006
After a couple of monumental stuff ups the Swollen Pickles Forum has sprung back to life. It’s looking a bit weird at this stage but it’s fully functional which is an excellent start. Check it out if your bored… if your not bored though I have to ask… what are you doing here???
Monday, December 18th, 2006
In a move that will probably surprise absolutely no one, PayPerPost have announced that they will now require paid posts to feature some kind of disclosure statement, either within the post or somewhere on the site that the post appears on. Probably then no real surprise that the whole thing received some pretty solid coverage [...]
Friday, December 15th, 2006
World famous daredevil Evel Knievel is suing Kanye West over Kayne’s film clip for ‘Touch the Sky’. If you haven’t seen the video, Kayne plays the role of “Evel Kanyevel” and tries to jump a massive cannon on a rocket powered motorcycle. According to the Age website today, “Knievel, whose real name is Robert Craig [...]
Thursday, December 14th, 2006
As I sit here playing around with a wordpress template, I have just realised that it is Thursday night, and that means reality TV gold, in the form of ‘Beauty and the Geek’. The show involves pairing 7 hot (and supposedly stupid) bimbos with 7 geeky, yet smart dudes. One of the ‘nerds’ has just [...]
Wednesday, December 13th, 2006
Daniel Craig is the new Bond. A bit colder than the Bond’s of the past, and by the end of Casino Royale, a great deal more bitter and twisted. Casino Royale starts off in a semi arthouse fashion (by that I mean the opening sequence is partly shot in black and white), and shows us [...]
Monday, December 11th, 2006
Ok, if your not a nerd, and have no idea what or who PayPerPost (PPP) is then you better go read there blog for a little while and then come back here when your done. It may clear a couple of things up that you may have read on here lately (why I was called [...]
Saturday, December 9th, 2006
The third in my world famous collection of piss weak, and in no way funny, cartoons is presented here for your viewing pleasure. Â Â Â Â Â Â Â In other news, I screwed up my ‘forum’ again today! Woohoo, I’m a disgrace to the nerd community.
