...yes, just heard this one and need to share.

Wait for it...

To put this into context the discussion was surrounding some potential male nudity in a stage show a collegue was considering attending. This collegue indicated that the stage show (and potential male nudity) wasn't quite what she was looking for. Upon over hearing this statement, another collegue was heard to say:

"C'mon [Insert name here] a little bit of penis never hurt anyone"

I am now eagerly awaiting further words of wisdom...