As I sit here playing around with a wordpress template, I have just realised that it is Thursday night, and that means reality TV gold, in the form of 'Beauty and the Geek'. The show involves pairing 7 hot (and supposedly stupid) bimbos with 7 geeky, yet smart dudes. One of the 'nerds' has just hooked up with one of the hot chicks. Two blonde chicks are getting philisophical about the differences between "them and us". One nerd complains he is getting dumber due to talking to the blondes. I sense friction.

Caitlin is listed as an "Aspiring Fashion Expert". Aspiring??? One guy is the president of the Dukes of Hazzard fan club. This show is awesome. Geeks having to give hot chicks massages, hot chicks having to change tyres in bikinis. This is what TV should be like! Hopefully I can take up a spot in the second series!

King of the Nerds is telling us how he has "never sensuosly touched a woman", he complains that there was nothing he could be more inept at, and his blonde companion asks, "what does inept mean?"

Speaking of what the...? What the hell are Ingersoll Rand air tools?