The Colonel has officially dropped the ball. I'm suggesting he pack up his Australian operations and head back to Kentucky cause his secret herbs and spices can't make up for undercooked chicken and chips. Here's a tip, if chips taste like they have just come out of the freezer, then they probably aren't cooked! Here's another one, if you can't grab a hold of the chicken cos it's too greasy, then there's probably something wrong with it. If fast food means a 5 minute wait in a queue only to wait another 5 minutes while your undercooked chicken takes a bath in liquified fat, then it's not really that 'fast'.

It was Tuesday night, I'd just finished my first day back at work after the holidays. I was tired and emotional, and felt general apathy when thinking about cooking dinner. Bean Bag Boy shared my feelings on the matter. KFC was nominated as the fast food venue of choice in order to satisfy our hunger quickly. We had a need and a want. Simple. Could KFC satisfy our needs and wants?? NO F*#%ING WAY

To summarise then. I have never eaten (or thrown away) worse KFC in my whole life! Bean Bag Boy and I demand a formal apology and reparations from KFC. Until such time, we will be boycotting KFC. This means no quick KFC dinners, no drive by for large chips, and definitely no asking taxi drivers to detour through the KFC drive through to pick up a burger on the way home from the pub.

Probably need a good ye olde colon cleanse now.