At what point did Britney Spears start resembling the Creature from the Black lagoon? What happened? I seem to remember that she was once an attractive young musically challenged poptart. Now she truly looks ‘toxic’.

If she’s not careful she’ll be best remembered for ending her first marriage after 2 days, an ill fated marriage to a guy calling himself K-Fed and exposing her deli tray to anyone prepared to look.

It really is a train wreck at the moment, you've been warned...