I can't take credit for this, I found it on my MySpace page, along with one of those 'repost this' messages. I'd rather post it here, because a couple of things are quite funny and/or poignant. 

ONE: there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker. It does NOT exist, so quit posting stupid bulletins like "OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!" It doesnt.

TWO: To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic.

THREE: Don't ever post pictures and say "OMG, I'm so ugly", "OMG, I'm so fat" because if you were, you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid.

FOUR: Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard. Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics; even if you win, you're still retarded.

FIVE: Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS MYSPACE!!!

SIX: Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up with you not adding me?" I don't want you as a friend, that's what's up biatch!!!

SEVEN: Little 7th and 8th graders who have MySpace and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. And Parents quit blaming myspace for your kid being a hooker, she was a whore before myspace, and she'd be a whore without it! What does that say about your parenting skills? Think about it!

EIGHT: If you have decided to read this, you are a true MySpace Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

NINE: I say you go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through people's brains

TEN: And if you open a bulletin and it says something like "repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your ass" OK...QUIT BEING DUMB

So there ya go. Obviously whoever wrote that originally was full of MySpace rage. Don't be hating.