Woah! Eva Longoria is supposed to be a hottie! Well clearly she's a hottie when she's got make up and a team of photo shopping nerds on her side. But without them she looks a little... well... I guess the word I'm looking for is 'average'.

Now if your a teenager who has spent hours in his (or her - we don't discriminate here) bedroom gazing longingly into Eva's eyes as you make sexy time with yourself, then the following photo may come as a shock to you. In that case, quickly run to your closet, grab your favorite Penthouse and go to your happy place. For the strong willed 'nothing can shock me' types, check out this pic:

I'd like to call for a ban of make up on the grounds that it is the equivalent of 'false advertising'. The madness has to stop.