Archive for January, 2007
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
Australian fast bowling and all round cricketing legend Brett Lee is best know for terrorising batsmen around the world. If you live under a rock and don’t watch cricket, firstly, YOUR SICK!, secondly, you may recognise Lee from the Weetbix, ‘Brett Lee does 11′ ads. Perhaps he is not so well known, at least in [...]
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
What I know about Idaho I could fit on the back of my hand. It’s fair to say that everything I know about Idaho, and the United States in general, has been built up thanks to years of watching movies and television. For me then, Idaho’s greatest export is Napolean Dynamite. The ‘Liger’ is the [...]
Monday, January 8th, 2007
Woah, Oasis are dealing out a major league turkey slapping, suggesting Greenday’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams is a rehash of Wonderwall. Noel Gallagher has taken the gloves off in a new interview with Stuff magazine. The rock hero has claimed in a new interview that the global smash “Boulevard Of Broken Dreams” is based around [...]
Monday, January 8th, 2007
Valentines Day is coming up, and unless your like me and attempting to win Bachelor of the Year honours, you’ll probably want to send something to your lil’ lady or lil’ dude, whatever. It’s a time for love, for flowers and chocolate. It’s a time for those little teddy bears emblazoned with messages of love. [...]
Saturday, January 6th, 2007
At what point did Britney Spears start resembling the Creature from the Black lagoon? What happened? I seem to remember that she was once an attractive young musically challenged poptart. Now she truly looks ‘toxic’. If she’s not careful she’ll be best remembered for ending her first marriage after 2 days, an ill fated marriage [...]
Thursday, January 4th, 2007
Yup, big news! I’d like to say thanks to the high powered TV execs that finally pulled the plug on the dodgy 90210 clone. It’s sure going to leave a gapping hole in the Channel 10 schedule, but I’m sure they’ll be able to fill the gap with re-runs of the Simpsons or Seinfeld.
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
Bean Bag Boy has put me onto a wacky new website, SubvertSociety.com. It’s the kinda thing SwollenPickles.com could be if I woke up evil one day. My personal favourite, the post about Jessica Simpson spawning a new Christmas tradition, the Christmas Camel-toe! Be warned, the following link contains a large volume of velvet as well as [...]
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
The Colonel has officially dropped the ball. I’m suggesting he pack up his Australian operations and head back to Kentucky cause his secret herbs and spices can’t make up for undercooked chicken and chips. Here’s a tip, if chips taste like they have just come out of the freezer, then they probably aren’t cooked! Here’s [...]
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
The menu button on my iPod mini may have died. Going to have to read the trouble shooting guide on the Apple website to see how to fix it. If I can’t I’ll to pick up a Bean Bag Boy endorsed iPod nano. If I do go down that track I’ll be checking out apple [...]
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
One of the pics that landed Miss Nevada in a little hot water has made a guest appearance on the forum here. It appears to have been a big night out! If anyone out there has more, feel free to post em.
Tuesday, January 2nd, 2007
Christmas has come and gone, but you didn’t receive that Xbox game you were secretly hoping for. You fee empty inside, void of the joy you should be feeling whilst blasting aliens or blowing the heads off zombie. Sound familiar? You could try to buy the game online. You could check ebay, trawling their site [...]