Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
Witness: "After the accident?"
Lawyer: "Before the accident."
Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."
2 Responses to “Stuff a real person said”
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blankshooting
Posted: Feb 26th, 2007 at 10:27 am1what is a horn player’s favourite dish at breakfast? horn flakes!!!

