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Lawyer: "Did you blow your horn or anything?"
Witness: "After the accident?"
Lawyer: "Before the accident."
Witness: "Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it."

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blankshooting says:

26 February, 2007 at 10:27 am

what is a horn player’s favourite dish at breakfast? horn flakes!!!
swollenpickles says:

26 February, 2007 at 10:35 am

Woah, did something die? That stinks, like that one time I got into the lift at work after the cleaning lady and her noxious body odor knocked me unconscious!

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