Friday, February 16th, 2007
I’m a long term Lost fan. I’ve been watching it since the beginning, haven’t missed an episode, yada yada yada. Anyway, Season 3 started screening in Australia last night, so I tuned in to watch the ‘unmissable’ first 5 minutes, with the expectation that it would change my life. Alas, it did not. Sure, it [...]
Friday, February 16th, 2007
This has to be one of my all time favourite movie moments. I know what your thinking, one of my all time favourite movie moments features Bruce Willis, yeah, I’m a sick freak, do you have a problem with that? In my opinion, Bruce Willis and Danny Aiello should have hit the recording studio and [...]
Thursday, February 15th, 2007
I cannot believe that this is currently the most viewed post on Swollen Pickles!?!? What is it about my January statistics summary that makes it so attractive? I’m scratching my head over this massive statistical freak show. What have I learned from this? People aren’t interested in Paris Hilton anymore, they want to see more [...]
Thursday, February 15th, 2007
Dodge have released pictures and specifications of their new Dodge Demon concept. Dodge have labeled the Demon as “a compact, nimble, two-seat rear-wheel drive roadster with attitude”.
Whilst it looks the goods visually, it seems to lack quite a bit under the bonnet for a car branded as providing “powerful performance”. It’s 2.4 litre engine puts [...]
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
Ok, since I’m now a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) expert, I figured out how to research what visitors to my website are into. Looking through search terms and what not, I have quickly realized that 80% of visitors that come from Google are perverts looking for soft core porn or pictures looking up celebrities skirts. [...]
Monday, February 12th, 2007
All you perverts out there need to check out this super hot spank worthy picture of Paris Hilton. Check out this super detailed photo of Paris Hilton’s camel toe! Celebrity camel toe has never looked this HOT!!! Awesome! Giggity Giggity! Alright!!!
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Monday, February 12th, 2007
Ok, I stumbled across this picture and it freaks me out. Does anyone know what in the hell this is? It’s like a human/pig/dog thing. It ain’t a koala that’s for sure! My theory is it’s a cow/dog/pig person. I have no idea if it’s real or just a creative use of photoshop. You be [...]
Friday, February 9th, 2007
My good pal Bean Bag Boy has many hidden talents. Sometimes I wonder if he’s really a super hero in disguise, or an alien sent to earth to teach the human race about stuff. One of his talents, or borderline super human ability, is his ability to attach the heads of humans to the bodies [...]
Friday, February 9th, 2007
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
Friday, February 9th, 2007
I found this Life with Kreg comic during random surfing. Any comic that combines socks, CSI and masturbation in two simple panels is worth a look in my valuable opinion.
Career counseling and drug abuse, two other sure fire winners when mining for comedy gold.
Thursday, February 8th, 2007
Well, I’ve reviewed my stats again, and found some interesting stuff, less than 50% of Swollen Pickles visitors are using Internet Explorer. With this in mind, and not wanting to alienate my key contributor Wormbrain, I’m downgrading the IE threat level to level 1: Gentle Encouragement. As per my own rules of engagement if the [...]
