300 is cinematic viagra
I'm off to finally see '300' tonight. Expecting a mediocre plot more than made up for by huge amounts of butt whooping action. I saw this review of 300 this morning and it cracked me up, I'm off to see the Manliest Movie Ever! Here's a sneak peak:
When the credits started to roll at the end of 300 I stood up, looked at SB and said...
Me: I have an erection!
Girl Behind Me: Eww.I then called electRONic to tel him 300 kicks nine kinds of ass and doesn't even bother to call you the next day...
Me: The movie has been over for 15 minutes and I still have an erection!
electRONic: I knew you would say something like that.The I called Z to let him know that 300 is even better than Gremlins 2: The New Batch...
Me: The movie has been over for 25 minutes and I STILL have an erection!
Z: Ummm... OK.
Apparently 300 is cinematic viagra!!!
So tonight I dine on popcorn whilst taking in a bunch of dudes cracking open a can of whoop ass that even Jack Bauer himself would be proud of!
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