MacGyver multi-purpose toolI can't take any credit for this one, it comes courtesy of Wormbrains blog. That dude has taught me so much!

Take today for instance. I was reading his blog when I stumbled across this revelation. MacGyver's first name was Angus!

I love the MacGyver multitool. It's so practical, and carries the mark of quality, "As Seen On TV".

Reminds me of the time MacGyver escaped from terrorists using only a coat hanger, a tampon and a pint of warm beer.

But seriously folks, Jack Bauer would kick MacGyver's ass in a fight, and then torture him to extract the information needed on how to grow such rad hair!

When faced with a tough situation, I often find myself asking, "What would Jack Bauer do?" Unfortunately though, not everyone thinks like me. There are some sad people out there, and they are the ones that ask, "What would MacGyver do?" And for those sad f*@#ers we have the book. "What would MacGyver do?"

MacGyver

Personally, I'm more of a music man myself, so I would favor the soundtrack, but hey, different strokes for different folks.

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3 Responses to “The multipurpose MacGyver tool”

  1. AvatarWormbrain
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    Macgyver would trick Jack Bauer into believing he kicked his ass… Then, in the final 5 minutes of the episode, Macgyver would return and kill Jack.. with a stick of chewing gum.

  2. Avatarswollenpickles
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    No way man! Jack Bauer would sucker punch MacGyver then torture the crap out of him using MacGyver’s own paper clip!

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