It's been a long time since I've been able to post a contribution from the man-child and associate known as Captain K. Perhaps best known for drinking Kahlua and milk through his nose, Captain K is also the creator of the McDonalds Pickle Burger.

This is the first, in what I hope will be an ongoing series from the enigmatic genius that is Captain K.

Nuts and bolts

Did I mention that he's an engineer?