It is now abundantly clear that Michael Schofield has been approaching the whole Prison Break thing from the wrong angle. There was no need for the elaborate plan or full body "how to break out of jail" tattoo. He just needed to take a leaf out of the Paris Hilton play book, and develop a rash! That kind of thing is easy to fake, he could have saved himself a whole lot of drama.

Seriously though, has Paris Hilton staged the greatest Prison Break in history? It has raised a few questions though, such as, how did she get the rash? What is it? Does this set a legal precedent? Is it now possible to commit a crime and then get off based on an eczema plea?