You wake up. Cold and alone in an unknown environment. Nothing about your surroundings seems familiar. All you have are the clothes on your back. What do you do? How would you survive?

Fortunately for you, I've seen many movies, and therefore am quite the survival expert. The first step will be to make sure your dry and warm. Rambo: First Blood tells us that to keep dry in wintery conditions you will need a garbage bag. Slice a couple of holes for your arms to stick through and your set. As we all know after watching Batman Begins, it's important to keep your chest warm, your arms will look after themselves.

Now, where to stay... this is a little more tricky. My personal preference is to find a rich person. Then see if you can wrangle an Eddie Murphy/Dan Ackroyd "Trading Places" scenario. Now really, this will solve all your problems, the food, the money, the roof over your head. Now if the "Trading Places" thing doesn't work maybe you could try the "Pretty Woman" approach, although to be fair, it's totally understandable if you're not comfortable pimping yourself out to Richard Gere.

What's the point of all this? Well, if you're in dire need of some further survival tips check out Burn Notice. Tune in to USA Network's Burn Notice to find out what happens when spies get fired! Bound to be a hit in senior living centers world wide.