Archive for June, 2007

Who wants to be the next internet gazzzillionaire?

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

This has been floating around for a while but I never bothered posting about it until I also saw one of the ‘audition’ videos (you’ll see!). Any, basic summary, you may not know it, but as I type this there is a competition going on. Nerds doing battle to become the next “internet millionaire” as [...]

When masturbation goes wrong

Wednesday, June 20th, 2007

File this story under ‘what the deuce?’ This is perhaps the weirdest story I’ve read in a little while. The headline really tells the story, “Stab victim ‘continued masturbating”, but perhaps is best accompanied by a quote from the prosecutor: “Despite his injury, it seems (Mr Blair) continued to masturbate while in the garage,” the [...]

Creating the perfect wordpress theme

Tuesday, June 19th, 2007

I’ve set myself a not so simple task. To create the perfect wordpress theme to use on swollenpickles. First step will be sitting down with a pen and paper to sketch the rough layout. Ideally I’d like to include ‘latest stories’ from my other sites in the footer (or somewhere else), although I haven’t fully [...]

Developments in the Swollen Pickles development

Monday, June 18th, 2007

It has come to my attention that Swollen Pickles has become less ‘pimped’ and more ‘whore’d’ of late. This administration agrees. Whilst AuctionAds and Adsense are cool, they are taking up a lot of page real estate. They fact that neither are super earners on this site might see both of those programs scaled back [...]

24 is a lot of inches

Monday, June 18th, 2007

Well, I could sure as hell do with a wide screen monitor! This thing looks bigger than my TV! So Mr Chow, here’s my entry you evil bastard! John Chow dot Com, a blog that helps you make money is giving away a 24″ wide screen LCD monitor! To enter, you just have to write [...]

Allow He-Man to help shape your life

Monday, June 18th, 2007

There is something missing in the cartoons of today. When I was young they used to mean something. They were entertaining and did a community service. Take 1980′s classic He-Man for example. He busted up bad guys then at the end taught you a little life lesson. I’m proud to say that He-Man made me [...]

Swollen Pickles cracks the top 100

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

Well I’ve been on the list for three weeks now and I’m slowly but surely climbing the ladder in the Top 100 Australian Blogs. As of the last update I’m number 76 on the list. With any luck Swollen Pickles will keep moving up the list.

Viralink: the results so far

Saturday, June 16th, 2007

Just over a week ago I posted about the Viralink project, with the intention of seeing whether or not it would actually work. Well, I’m not sure exactly what effect it has had on my traffic, but I have noticed a fairly significant increase in my Technorati authority rating. Just prior to the original post [...]

Top 10 TV show theme songs that will change your life (part 2)

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Welcome to part two of my two part series Top 10 TV show theme songs that will change your life. Today I will countdown from 5 through to number 1. If you need to catch up, check out part one, numbers 10-6. Allow me to continue…

Hewlett-Packard (HP) Customer Care makes me cry

Friday, June 15th, 2007

I’m typing this post on a 5 year old Dell laptop. That’s important to know. Why? Because just under 6 months ago I bought a Hewlett-Packard (HP) notebook, the DV9008TX, the super notebook designed to be the hub of your home’s modern media center. Sounds nice on paper. Actually, in reality it was quite nice, [...]

The Swollen Pickles Toolbar

Thursday, June 14th, 2007

Big news, Swollen Pickles has developed it’s own toolbar. Based very closely on the Alexa Toolbar, is most definitely the best toolbar ever released to the public. Here are the features: Dynamic Toolbar The world’s first toolbar is still the best. The Alexa Toolbar offers the unique ability to update in real-time to offer you [...]