Thursday, July 5th, 2007
Here’s the pitch for the new Will Ferrell movie I’ve scripted. Will Ferrell plays Chuck Lynch, an egotistical, obnoxious dog trainer at the top of his profession. He and his sidekick, played by Luke Wilson, seem invincible until their dominance is threatened by a new rival. Chuck Lynch’s excessive pride causes him to spiral downward [...]
Thursday, July 5th, 2007
This is Kermit the Frog as you’ve never seen him before… unless you’ve already seen this, in which case… not the point. I always suspected that deep within that green whinny bitch body, Kermit had a bad ass side waiting to explode (in a non-sexual way). WPvideo 1.10 02:03 Feeling a little bit random? Yes? [...]
Thursday, July 5th, 2007
From the moment I first saw “Gone in 60 seconds” I was in love… this time, I’m not talking about Angelina Jolie, I’m talking about Eleanor. When I’m rich I’m going to buy myself a Shelby Mustang GT500 fastback coupe. Based on the expected prices of a couple up for auction in Sydney though, I [...]
Wednesday, July 4th, 2007
I’ve been pouring over the statistics the past couple of days, looking at what has worked, and what hasn’t, in terms of making money in 2007. I’ve found a couple of interesting things. I joined Kontera in mid February 2007. The idea was to have another ad program that ran alongside Adsense to earn a [...]
Monday, July 2nd, 2007
Well, June was a crappy month for the goal project. Firstly, my laptop was undergoing repairs for 75% of the month, so that meant that working on either of my project sites was all but impossible. Secondly, figures (besides my weight!) took a nose dive. It’s kind of hard not to get a little despondent [...]
Monday, July 2nd, 2007
This little nugget was obtained by Bean Bag Boy, in a hot tub some where in Europe, and sent to Swollen Pickles live via satellite. It should answer a lot of question for those among us that have dared ponder the greatest question of our time… what would happen if Star Wars had naughty sex [...]
Monday, July 2nd, 2007
Google traffic is a funny, and fickle, thing. The ‘financial’ year is over, so I thought I’d check the top 10 search terms people have used to find peace and happiness at Swollen Pickles. So here are the top 10 search terms for 1 January – 30 June 2007. 1. camel toe 2. paris hilton [...]
Sunday, July 1st, 2007
I’ve noticed quite a few incoming links from the Australian blogging community as a result of the Top 100 Australian blogs index. With that in mind, I thought I’d take a look at those blogs ranked 75-100 (the underdog blogs), and give a 5-10 word overview. The rankings are from the 28th June. You might [...]
