How to make money online with Paris Hilton’s Vagina and Forex Trading
On the surface, you could be forgiven for thinking that Paris Hilton's Vagina and Online Forex Trading have very little in common. Truth is, if you're thinking that, then you're probably right. Sure, you could draw a long bow and suggest that both carry some significant risks, or that both are accessible to almost everyone, but that might be a stretch. Ok, maybe they have nothing in common, but when combined, the two have the potential to come together to form the perfect money making machine.
In you're best infomercial voice, read: "It's time that I share what I have discovered about making money online."
There is no top secret "magic" formula.
It doesn't matter how you choose to monetize your site, the same rule applies. It's very simple more traffic equals more money. Look at Adsense as an example. Site A and Site B both have a 2% click through rate, and brings in $0.10 per click. Site A averages 100 visitors a day, whilst Site B averages 10,000. Based on these figures Site A would make approximately $0.20 per day, whilst Site B would make $20 per day from Adsense. Pay attention now, the only variable that has changed is the traffic volume. Not rocket science so far.
You don't need to 'buy' traffic.
Whilst buying in traffic is undoubtedly one of the quickest and easiest methods of building traffic volume, it is not an absolute requirement. There are plenty of ways to start building. Social news sites are the obvious ones.
Here's an idea, have a browse through Digg. See what's getting the most votes, knock something out that puts a unique spin on a popular story, get a few diggs and let the Digg sheep do the rest. Hardly fool proof, but if it works, highly effective.
Here's another idea, visit 'Google Trends' and find out what people are searching for. Get creative and blast something out quickly. Hit the usual suspects, Digg, Stumbleupon, Reddit etc.
Here's my personal favorite. Review your own Google Analytics statistics to see where your traffic is coming in from, and what they are looking for. Identify that, and then give them more of the same. A majority of my organic search traffic comes in as a result of a couple of Paris Hilton posts I made a while back. Testing a theory, last week I posted a similar themed Lindsey Lohan post. This same post has received almost 15% of all page views on this site for the month of August (to date), a majority of which has been organic search engine traffic.
When it comes to Adsense, some words pay better than others.
Hardly a revelation, but important to point out. Whilst ads for ring tones might only pay $0.05 per click, ads for highly competitive keywords such as forex trading can bring in upward of $1 per click.
Bringing it all together.
This is where things get tricky, but lets re-cap what we know:
1. More traffic equals more revenue
2. 'Pop culture' brings in the organic traffic
3. Ads for 'less popular' products and services tend to pay more.
So now, the path to riches involves bringing these three things together. Is it easy to write an article that somehow relevantly links Paris Hilton's Vagina with online forex trading? All depends on how creative you're feeling. Some tenuous links, some time spent with photoshop, plus an ample does of Adsense section targeting should get you a decent way down the track.
Now exactly how you go about it is up to you, but I will say that the combination of 'pop culture', organic traffic and decent paying keywords are a good recipe for making a decent revenue from PPC programs such as Adsense. There's little, if any, science here. Just a few simple points that I have picked up along the way.
So here is the simple summary.
Paris Hilton's Vagina equals significant traffic, yet low revenue. Online Forex Trading equals significant revenue, yet low traffic. Put the two together, and you have a perfect match.
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This is an excellent self-referential linkbait-y clickbait-y post about people who do just that – I’m down with the flu again, but this one cheered me up considerably.
Thank you!
Best regards, Andrew
Glad you enjoyed it Andrew! I’ve had the flu too, it aint pretty!! Good luck with it.
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Hi pickles,
yep, the flu sucks… I’ve had two or three different strains of it over the last couple of months, I’m pretty much over it, well, not over it, but really over it.
You can see by the pingback that you inspired today’s article over at Facibus On Blogging. Thanks for making it easy to discuss keyword monetization
Cheers, Andrew
Thanks Andrew.
Hope you get well soon.
Cheers
I’ve noticed this, too, I get about 15% of my traffic from a post I made about an obscure ITunes error.
I hear you Josh, now you just need to figure out how to incorporate the iTunes error, Paris Hilton’s genitals and car insurance, and you’ll have so many visitors you won’t know what to do with them all! :p
So Paris Hilton’s vagina gets alot of traffic? It must be that many people are looking for Paris Hilton’s vagina and it’s on the tip of everyone’s tongue.
I use Google all day long, punching stuff in and watching what comes out.
I’m going to go punch Paris Hilton’s vagina and see what pops out.
I know Wormbrain, who would have thought Paris Hilton’s vagina would drive an influx of visitors!
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Very entertaining yet educational! Guess Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have their uses after all
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