Monday, August 20th, 2007
Following my ground breaking story on “How to make money online with Paris Hilton’s Vagina and Forex Trading”, I decided to take a look the analytics statistics for the month of August to date. The keyword data was particularly insightful. Top 10 Keywords for SwollenPickles.com (1-19 August 2007) 1. 300 script 2. camel toe 3. [...]
Friday, August 17th, 2007
On the surface, you could be forgiven for thinking that Paris Hilton’s Vagina and Online Forex Trading have very little in common. Truth is, if you’re thinking that, then you’re probably right. Sure, you could draw a long bow and suggest that both carry some significant risks, or that both are accessible to almost everyone, [...]
Thursday, August 16th, 2007
Text-Link-Ads are currently offering 15% off (life of order) on all NEW orders for the rest of August! If you want to take up the offer the code to enter is: august If you’re looking to pick up some new links, this is a good chance to do it. In other linking news bloggers may [...]
Thursday, August 16th, 2007
Car parking is indeed a lost art. Check out this post that highlights some of the worst examples of car parking in history. The highlight for me was this video of a driver making very very hard work of parallel parking. WPvideo 1.10 02:33 What’s the worst example of car parking you’ve seen?
Wednesday, August 15th, 2007
Napster. You may remember Napster from their classic courtroom battles involving Metallica, and in particular, Metallica’s highly irritating drummer Lars Ulrich. Napster has changed quite a bit since then, with the most critical change being that the company is now legit. Not 100% sure how there system works, but I do know that they are [...]
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan is so hot right now. At least that’s what my in depth internet based study has concluded. I’d be lying if I said I was at all surprised, but it seems the Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe caused a spurt in search engine traffic. Even though some of y’all seem to spell it Lindsey [...]
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007
The fourth and final part of the Sacred Wingman Handbook series. Please refer to section one of the handbook to bring yourself up to speed with the terminology. SNAPSHOT OF A FLIGHT MISSION Pt. 3: Dive! Dive! “Go ahead and break, I have to use the men’s room,†the wingman tells the blimp and wings [...]
Monday, August 13th, 2007
If you’re chasing some quick and easy web traffic, StumbleUpon can be a goldmine. Any geek worth his/her pocket protector could tell you that. It was only a matter of time until the stumble phenomenon spawned a mini cottage industry. Quite a few “stumble exchange” sites seem to have sprung up of late, allowing users [...]
Monday, August 13th, 2007
If you’ve seen any of the Leonardo da Vinci invention sketches then this video will probably impress you. If you’re an engineer you made need to change your shorts after watching this, although it must be said, this may or may not prompt the reckless mis-use of ceiling fans worldwide. WPvideo 1.10 01:05 Leonardo da [...]
Sunday, August 12th, 2007
Swollen Pickles has hit an all time high on the Top 100 Australian Blogs Index. As of the 9 August update, Swollen Pickles sits at number 40. In other news, I would recommend not catching the flu. It’s freakin’ terrible, and makes looking at a laptop screen unbearable! That will be all for now. Shameless [...]
Sunday, August 12th, 2007
The third part of the Sacred Wingman Handbook series. Please refer to section one of the handbook to bring yourself up to speed with the terminology. SNAPSHOT OF A FLIGHT MISSION Pt. 2: Ambushed! The wingman skims in smoothly, overshooting the BT and striking up a conversation with the bogie. Within seconds he IDs her [...]
