I was woken by my clock radio this morning. It's normally not such a problem, except this morning, I had to listen to this whining lil' douche! Who is he, and why the f#@$ was he on my radio. I shouldn't have to wake up to s$#% like this.

01:27

Someone, PLEASE smack this knob over the head with a dead tuna. PLLLEEEHHAAAEEESSSSEEEE!

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7 Responses to “Whining lil’ douche”

  1. AvatarSnoskred
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    This is why I have a CD clock radio. :) I highly recommend it. They’re not very expensive these days.. ;)

    One side effect of the cd clock radio is the first track you put on the cd will tend to wake up your brain whenever you hear it, after you’ve been waking up to it for a while. Consequently, if you play Placebo’s “running up that hill” my eyes widen and I throw off the quilt covers. Even if I don’t have a quilt covering me. ;)

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  2. AvatarCasey
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    This is so weird, I was youtubing today and I came across this guy too!

  3. Avatarswollenpickles
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    Did you wanna slap him across the head with a dead fish as well?? Or is that just me? :P

  4. AvatarCrystal
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    I think hes just looking for his 15 minutes of fame. No one can get that worked up about Britney Spears for real, lol

  5. Avatarswollenpickles
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    snoskred - i’d end up feeling like I was living groundhog day if I had a cd clock!

    crystal - i agree with you, this guy has clearly got problems! Still, with that being said, this douche still needs to crawl into a hole and ingest himself, sooner rather than later.

  6. AvatarMeg
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    That’s a guy? Seriously? I thought he was a really unfortunate chick. No wonder he hasn’t heard about waterproof mascara….

    Yep, I’d be happy to do the dead fish thing. But not until I got rid of all that eye makeup. Or is that cool for guys these days? *shrugs*

  7. Avatarswollenpickles
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    I don’t think it would matter if it’s a he or a she, man bits or not, that’s one unfortunate individual.

    On Nova they did refer to him as a “he”, I think perhaps he’s going for a david bowie-esque androgynous style look??

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