So I got in a fight this morning... want to know how it started?

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car and wouldn't you know it, he was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said "I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!"

So I said "Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?"

And that's how the fight started......

Please Note: Just in case you weren't sure, the above is a joke. There was no car crash, no dwarf, and no fight.

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4 Responses to “The fight”

  1. AvatarMike C
    1

    Haha you had me going I thought you were serios till the very last sentance.

  2. AvatarTerryF
    2

    That’s pretty good. Took me a sec to get it, but that is because I am slow!

  3. Avatarswollenpickles
    3

    That’s fair enough, it is one of those intellectual style jokes! ;)

  4. AvatarThomas Sinfield
    4

    I was thinking that that probably wasnt the best thing to say…

    but once again I am too gullible..

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