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So I got in a fight this morning... want to know how it started?
I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.
I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and wouldn't you know it, he was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said "I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!"
So I said "Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?"
And that's how the fight started......
Please Note: Just in case you weren't sure, the above is a joke. There was no car crash, no dwarf, and no fight.


