The fight
So I got in a fight this morning... want to know how it started?
I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.
I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.
The driver got out of the other car and wouldn't you know it, he was a dwarf.
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said "I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!"
So I said "Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?"
And that's how the fight started......
Please Note: Just in case you weren't sure, the above is a joke. There was no car crash, no dwarf, and no fight.
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Haha you had me going I thought you were serios till the very last sentance.
That’s pretty good. Took me a sec to get it, but that is because I am slow!
That’s fair enough, it is one of those intellectual style jokes!
I was thinking that that probably wasnt the best thing to say…
but once again I am too gullible..