So I got in a fight this morning... want to know how it started?

I rear-ended a car this morning on the way to work.

I knew right then and there that it was going to be a REALLY bad day.

The driver got out of the other car and wouldn't you know it, he was a dwarf.

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me and said "I'm NOT f*#%ing happy!"

So I said "Well, which f*#%ing one are you then?"

And that's how the fight started......

Please Note: Just in case you weren't sure, the above is a joke. There was no car crash, no dwarf, and no fight.