Top 6 inappropriate childrens books

If you are scratching your head trying to come up with some last minute gift ideas, then maybe it's time you considered books! You remember those? Before the internet, people used to read these things called books. Words printed on paper and bound together? Anyway, in a tribute to old style books (particularly Golden Books - remember those?), here are the top 6 inappropriate childrens books.

Number 1: "My foot in your ass" - Dr Seuss

A childrens classic with a subtle message about the importance of getting things right the first time, and the ramifications of getting things wrong!

Number 2: "Why is mommy moaning?" - Berenstein Bears

When it's time to learn about the birds and the bees, it's time to break out the good ol' Berenstein Bears.

Number 3: "Horton hires a ho" - Dr Seuss

Consider it your childs first introduction to economics and commerce.

Number 4: "My first rave"

More fun than an all nighter with the Wiggles and Hi-5 combined!

Number 5: "Let's sh!t in the woods" - Golden Book

A classic that dares answer the age old questions, 'does a bear sh!t in the woods?'

Number 6: "Learn to pimp" - Berenstein Bears

This should definitely be read in conjunction with number 3 to ensure your child has a healthy understanding of the way the business world works.

So there you have it. If you want to check out another collection of inappropriate stuff, here is the top 5 most inappropriate logo designs.

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11 Responses to “Top 6 inappropriate childrens books”

  1. David Rader says:

    How appropriate is the Google ad I just saw next to your article title.. The ad says “Make Your Mouth Cleaner!” LOL

    Those are some serious mishap titles!

  2. Shantanu says:

    Hehe! This was funny as was the link to the most innappropriate logos. Thanks for sharing. :-)

  3. another classic, ‘spot goes to a brothel’. imagine what opening the flaps in that book would reveal …

  4. Wormbrain says:

    It’s too late to find these in time for Christmas for my kids. Oh well. Next year.

  5. Music Terms says:

    It is too late now to get these. So, hopefully, after a year of growing up, may be next year they would be appropriate!

  6. bidarlah says:


    my foot in ur arse…and why mummy moaning?

    i seriously doubt such titles be approved NOW. hahaha.

    guess they are ‘classics’

  7. shawn says:

    I do believe Red Foreman has read My Foot In Your Ass. Or maybe he wrote it?

  8. videogamer says:

    Now is this some serious photoshoping of book cover art? Or is it just typos of the titles when they printed the books? Or were these REAL books?

  9. They’re photoshopped, I remember the cover art for most of these books (the Berenstein Bears book that got re-purposed to “why is mommy moaning?” was originally about being afraid of the dark, if I remember correctly). Someone just did a good job matching the fonts and emulating the original title styles.

  10. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time…it really boosted my spirits…Thanks a million!

  11. Ian D says:

    OMG back in 2007 people were sooooooooo gullible!!!!!

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