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Some people wear Superman pyjamas, but Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas.

Chuck Norris just took a holiday to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just called The Islands.

When Chuck Norris dives into a pool, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.