Archive for March, 2008

Rambo IV review

Tuesday, March 4th, 2008

Rambo IV (or John Rambo) is the latest in the Rambo franchise starring Sylvester Stallone. John Rambo is a Vietnam War veteran that, in his four movies, has probably killed more people than Jack Bauer, Chuck Norris and Pee-Wee Herman combined. Rambo is not known for deep Shakespearian dialogue. He communicates mostly through a series [...]

Maria Sharapova sporting camel toe

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Based on recent scientific statistical research conducted by the diligent staff at the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research camel toe is more sought after than almost any other natural resource on the planet. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan remain to of the most popular exponents of the camel toe, however a new contender [...]

February 2008 Goal Update

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

February was a slightly shorter month, but fortunately it was a fairly good one in terms of me setting out to achieve some of my goals. So let us check out how things went for February 2008. 1. Develop Swollen Pickles into a website that can generate $350 per month. I didn’t think I was [...]

Top 10 search terms for February 2008

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

Sometimes I find it interesting to take a snap shop at a given point in time, to see what people have typed into a search engine before visiting swollenpickles.com. It can be quite a revealing experience that can give you an insight into what it is that people are looking for, which is particularly useful [...]

Explaining crappy music

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

People have come up with a number of explanations for the proliferation of all the crappy second rate music that pollutes the air waves. Like SwollenPickles.com and the demand for camel toe, I think it’s probably just a case of the music industry giving the people what they want. If you think the tunes on [...]