Someone searched for that?
In terms of the keywords that people use to find swollenpickles.com, not a lot has changed in the past few months. Of the top 20 search terms this month, 14 of those are camel toe, or some camel toe derivative. Incredible.
Trawling through the statistics, there were a few search terms that raised an eye brow. Here’s a selection.
“naomi robson sex tape” - I didn’t know that such a tape existed? Even if it does, not sure how it led people here.
“dog swollen butt” - This may be some weird fetish?
“old people orgy” - Disturbing, but I brought this one on myself, for the January 2007 expose’ “Old people kicked out of nursing home after orgy“.
“bathroom behavior in the workplace” - Maybe they were looking for a ‘how to’ guide by found “The sad decline in toilet etiquette” instead.
“camel toe racing” - What? They race now?
“”little people” pickles” - My personal favourite. Which leads me once again to this little nugget of YouTube gold… that’s right…
LITTLE PEOPLE Vs. ELEPHANT
Who will win in this age old grudge match.
(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5)
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15 Responses to “Someone searched for that?”
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 12:47 pm
I always love going through my site logs and finding out what led people their. I have one that is hugs of death, and I get alot of traffic from people searching for “hugs”
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Oh man! People punch in “Russian” “Toilet” and “Camel Toe” and manage to find their way to my blog…despite the fact those three words have never appeared in the same sentence…I too am endlessly amused by search parameters!
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Woah! Hold on, is this Natalia Romanova aka. the Black Widow?
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 5:21 pm
GO easy on the Russian big fella
Теперь вы будьте осторожны Своллен Корнишоны, вы не хотите мне сказать что-то неуместным в России!
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Я на вас Черная вдова! На концерт зависит!
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 8:33 pm
I Ferrous widow on you! At a concert depends!….gee I love it when the translator is cryptic….:)
Posted: Apr 21st, 2008 at 9:01 pm
Maybe the message was code
to test if you are a real spy 
;)
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2008 at 4:13 am
‘camel toe racing’ made me laugh out loud. out loud!!!
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2008 at 9:05 am
MIstress + ride + pony + russian + voyeurs…..turned up at my blog this morning. I’m an innocuous spy…how is it I can only attract the sick f**ks?
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Well the only question left is, are you going to give your readers what they so desperately seek?
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I have not looked at mine for quite a while - I’ll have to soon. What I can tell you is that ‘nipple pinch’ was my top term for quite a while. So much so that I actually started working it into posts for no apparent reason.
ps - nipple pinch
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Nipple pinch? hehehehehe how wunderbar!
Posted: Apr 22nd, 2008 at 10:49 pm
Damn it Pickles! Your blog has me fascin-a-mated
Posted: Apr 23rd, 2008 at 12:02 am
There are plenty of sick freaks googling away. I get a lot of crap fetishists for some strange reason. Also there is an unhealthy obsession with seeing Hermione Granger nude.
Posted: May 9th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
i will have to check mine!! haven’t done for ages just to see if any minibus fetishes out there lol!!!
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