I guess technically this case study from the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe research, featuring the shy and retiring Paris Hilton should probably contain a NSFW warning. So there you go, consider that the warning...

Poor old Paris Hilton just does not know when to keep her privates private. Some one really needs to sit her down and run through some of the finer points of how to wear under garments.

As you can see from her demure pose, she's all about the look, but I think she may have overlooked one important thing... the red carpet is not the place to be flashing around the camel toe!

Eagle eyed observers may actually be able to spot the not so subtle mythical second camel toe in this photo... look carefully...

Paris Hilton red carpet camel toe

Hoofing around like that, it's little wonder she was having trouble with the skirt!




If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

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2 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s red carpet camel toe”

  1. AvatarWormbrain
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    That thing probably smells like an unwashed desert nomad. I’m sure her feet stink too.

  2. Avatarswollenpickles
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    That thing probably smells like an unwashed desert nomad. I’m sure her feet stink too.

    Unwashed desert nomad! Comedy gold!


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