For fellow fans of flatulence

When someone sends you a video with the title, 'Never trust a fart' do you open it or delete it straight away? It would seem that I am the sort of person that is inclined to hit play. Yes, I am male, and yes, I find farts funny. There it is, I said it, I don't think it will matter how old I am, the expelling of gas will always cause me to snigger.

For fellow fans of flatulence, this little liquidy nugget comes courtesy of Blankshooting - the haiku pervert - enjoy, just make sure you aren't eating when you hit play.

If that Code Brown was a little too extreme for you, you may prefer this example of why modern technology means that it's no longer possible to release a sneaky one.

In closing, with my Squidoo addiction growing - I've already developed a Belly Button Lint lens - it's only a matter of time before I put one together covering flatulence.

Edit: I also put one up on Hubpages. It's a Squidoo vs. Hubpages head to head super contest. At the end of the day, the real winner is Belly Button Lint.

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6 Responses to “For fellow fans of flatulence”

  1. haiku are awesome.
    so are youtube videos.
    never trust a fart.


  2. Ian says:

    Farts are ALWAYS funny – except when you’re stuck in a confined space with some pig who ripped off a really feral one.

    First video looks fake to be honest. Second one reflects something my kids and I have joked about – how funny would it be if when you farted there was a little cloud of coloured gas that came out and hung around you. Different colours for different people.

  3. swollenpickles says:

    I think you’re right Ian. The first one looks fake, but even so, it’s still not pretty!

  4. i can’t believe you’ve got playboy in your shopping centre … typical … hehehehe …

  5. swollenpickles says:

    Gotta give the people what they want! 😀

    I added iTunes this morning as well.

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