Thanks to Wayne's World, I can't hear or read the word 'vacuum' without thinking about Garth and the Suck Cut. The hair cutting device that sucks as it cuts... and from memory it definitely did suck.

What's my point? Well, some people associate regular house hold objects with other stuff. Take this character from Michigan for example, he saw a vacuum as an opportunity to get his rocks off.

The story is not that long so I'll publish it in it's entirety.

Busted for sex with car wash vacuum

October 20, 2008 12:00am

A MAN has been arrested and jailed for getting hot and steamy with a vacuum cleaner ... at a car wash.

The 29-year-old was caught when a resident in Swan Creek Township, Michigan, spotted him acting suspiciously and called police.

The cop then caught the accused in the middle of act and said: "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard."

The man's name has not been released.
Source: The Daily Telegraph

Maybe this guy heard something in the Car Wash lyrics that I missed?

Now, I'm sure there is a moral to this story, I'm just not sure what it is right now... oh yeah, that's right, DON'T STICK YOUR PENIS IN AN INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH VACUUM CLEANER - ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN PUBLIC!