Archive for November, 2008

Zebra pimp goldfish shoes

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

What do you buy the pimp that's got everything? Simple. Pimped out goldsfish bowl shoes.

These little beauties can be picked up on eBay right now for a song, and feature plus looking zebra skin finish, complete with goldfish in the high chunky heal. The super long life goldfish will ensure that you can hit the pimp beat without having to worry about feeding, or changing the tank water.

With Christmas coming up, it's time to order that special gift for your pimp. Don't miss out!

Quantum of Solace movie review

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Quantum of Solace is a film that has garnered mixed reviews, and having seen it on the weekend, I can now understand why. In my opinion, Casino Royale, the 2006 James Bond outing, is one of the standout Bond films. It did for Bond films, what Batman Begins did for the Batman franchise. It's for this reason that my expectations for its direct sequel, Quantum of Solace were quite high.

The film opens with Bond at the wheel of the iconic Aston Martin, speeding through Italy with bad guys in pursuit. While it's not made explicitly clear, we apparently pick up the story a short time after where Casino Royale left off. After evading his pursuers in style, it's revealed that Bond has kidnapped Mr White, from the previous film, and is delivering him to M for interrogation. Mr White hints that he's a member of an all powerful top secret organisation, that has people everywhere, at which point M's body guard goes loco and tries to pop a cap in M's ass. Hectic action follows, Mr White escapes, but Bond has just enough information to begin his investigation.

When the action shifts to Haiti, we are introduced to Camille, played by a stunning looking Olga Kurylenko. Like Bond, she to is out for revenge. In order to achieve their goals, both Bond and Camille need to go through dirty dog industrialist, Dominic Greene. He's the bad guy. Greene is acquiring land from war ravaged nations in return for effecting 'regime' changes. All very political, and all very complex.

The films climax takes place in the Bolivian desert, at a hydrogen powered 'eco hotel'. After much action, many explosions, and lots of gun fire, Bond gets what he's after... well sort of... and the good guys win.

I'm still a little unsure how I feel about Quantum of Solace. On the one hand it was enjoyable action film, fast paced (running time of around 90 mins) and did enough to maintain my interest. On the other hand, as a direct sequel to Casino Royale, I don't think that it quite made it up to scratch. While the basic premise behind the film was quite simple, at times the plot became so convoluted that I struggled to keep up with who was doing what to whom. The quick edits in some of the action scenes also made it hard to keep up with what was happening on screen. It's also not a film that really stands up on its own, watched in isolation of Casino Royale, it would no doubt lose a lot in terms of the viewers understanding of what is driving Bond.

Quantum of Solace is an enjoyable enough film, go along with low expectations and you'll no doubt enjoy it. If you go along expecting it to live up to the hype, and the standard set by Casino Royale, you're bound to be disappointing. I'd give it 3.5 out of 5 pickles.

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Swollen Pickles enters the World of Warcraft

Friday, November 21st, 2008

It's official. I'm a grade 'A' nerd. In some peoples eyes, I will have hit rock bottom. I have now played World of Warcraft. How'd this happen? Well, I've been curious for some time, so having a bit of spare time up my sleeve, I went and bought a copy from JB HiFi. In the week that I've had the game, I have to say that it's become a guilty pleasure. It's a simple game, but the key to it is that it's executed on such a grand scale, that it's hard not to become drawn into it.

After loading up the game, I had to register a World of Warcraft account, which was easy, and then created my character... Daken the Night Elf. I decided to create a Hunter, because they are good with a bow and arrow, and they can keep pets, once you reach a certain level. In a tribute to He-Man, I've named my pet tiger Battle-Cat.

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If nothing else, my excursion into the World of Warcraft has reinforced to me that I shouldn't judge things before I've tried them. If you're into WoW feel free to stop by and say g'day to Daken, I'll be the guy shooting things with my bow and arrow, and building the Guild of the Swollen Pickle.
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Alicia Keys Camel Toe Exclusive

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Here is another hot off the press Swollen Pickles camel toe exclusive*. This time around it's the lovely and talented Miss Alicia Keys.

I actually think Alicia Keys is a Grade 'A' hottie, have you seen her in "Smokin' Aces"?

If you're into James Bond, you might like to know that Alicia Keys and the White Stripes' Jack White recorded the theme song to Quantum of Solace, called "Another Way to Die".

Without further or do, here's Alicia Keys sporting a red carpet camel toe trifecta, pay attention now, this is real subtle.

* By exclusive I mean that it's the first time I've posted it here. So, yes, not strictly an exclusive as per the dictionary definition, but then again, did you actually come here for an English lesson??

Save on GoDaddy domain name registration with these Coupon Codes

Friday, November 14th, 2008

If you are looking to pick up a domain name or two on the cheap here are a couple of coupon offers currently running with www.GoDaddy.com.

GoDaddy is the company I've used to buy all my domain names now, and I've found them very reliable, and when you redeem coupon offers like the ones below, quite cheap as well.

To redeem the offers click on the relevant links below.

www.GoDaddy.com - COUPON CODE: CHH1 - this code takes 10% off any order, up to $30. If your order exceeds $30, use code below instead.

www.GoDaddy.com - COUPON CODE: CHH2 - this code takes $5 off any order over $30

www.GoDaddy.com - COUPON CODE: CHH3 - this code takes 30% off all new .com registrations and all .com renewals.

If you're not sure how to redeem the codes, here's a screen shot that should shed some light on it for you.

There you go, go redeem them before they run out. Have fun!
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Cool free Photoshop brush downloads

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

If you dabble in Photoshop and you're anything like me, then you'll always be on the lookout for some cool Photoshop brushes and gradients. Being a bit of a tight ass, my favorite Photoshop brushes are the free ones. I'm sure I'm not the only one that likes free stuff so here are a few links to Photoshop brush downloads that I've found useful and/or cool. Enjoy!

Download the grunge corners and edges photoshop brush pack
Download the Retro Gradients Pack for Photoshop
Download the Dark Resources photoshop brushes
Download a variety of photoshop brushes including a bunch that are useful for manga inspired stuff
Download splatter brushes for photoshop
Download Smashing Magazine Grunge Photoshop Brushes

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Amazon release ‘Deal of the Day’ widget

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

The Amazon affiliate program now lets you create your own 'Deal of the Day' widget, that'll showcase one of their... take a guess... that's right, deals of the day. It updates itself, so it's one of those set and forget kind of things. Perfect for a lazy person.

There are a few different options and sizes you can play around with. The example below is designed to sit in a sidebar and is 160px wide and 400px high. Perfect for blogs.

If your looking for something different from the Amazon affiliate program go log in to your dashboard and give the Deal widget a look.

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