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SwollenPickles looking back at 2008

Friday, December 26th, 2008

This is the time of year that people usually pump out the "...and that was the year that was" kind of stuff. I'm a lemming. So here's my contribution.

2008 was an interesting year. I managed to keep this site up and running without breaking it. I started up a couple of other sites, with varying levels of success, and I managed to make a little extra coin. In terms of traffic, 2008 was the best year ever.

Here are some of the key statistics for SwollenPickles.com in 2008:

With only a couple of days of December left, it's time that I sat down and think about what goals I want to set (and achieve!) for 2009!

* All the statistics span 1 January 2008 to 18 December 2008, so it's not technically the entire 2008, but it's close enough.

A postcard

Thursday, December 25th, 2008

As this post goes live, I'm most likely lying on the beach, singing about piña colada's or something.

Holidays are awesome.

So is automated post scheduling!

I can look semi-productive even when I'm sunning myself.

Thanks to modern technology, here's a picture of me catching some holiday rays. Ok... it's not really me, but I find it amusing. If you don't find this amusing, maybe check out nature's laxative, for holiday humor of a different kind.

I'll leave you know with an extract from Escape, also known as The Pina Colada Song, by Rupert Holmes. Why? Because I felt like it.

And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

Merry Christmas Y'all!

The little guy finally did it

Wednesday, December 24th, 2008

I don't normally post "cute", but seeing as though I'm on holidays I'll have to be honest... I was looking for filler! Don't be offended, it's just that it's hard for me to post when I'm sitting by the beach working on my tan and drinking drinks with little paper umbrellas in them. Plus, I wouldn't want to get sand in my keyboard... which coincidentally leads nicely in this little nugget...

The little guy finally did it!

Merry Christmas y'all.

Smashing Pumpkins – If All Goes Wrong

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Smashing Pumpkins - If All Goes Wrong is a double disc dvd set focusing on the return of the Smashing Pumpkins circa 2006. Disc one features the Jack Gulick documentary, If All Goes Wrong, which received a limited theatrical release. Disc two features a live set taken from the residency tour that the documentary follows.

For me, the Smashing Pumpkins were one of the biggest and best bands of the 90's. Siamese Dream rates as one of my favorite albums of all time. When the band split in 2000 I was sad, and since then I've been waiting for their epic four hour finale show to make a DVD appearance.

When they reformed in 2006, I was a little nervous, an unsure as to whether they could pump out material of the quality I associate with the Smashing Pumpkins. The release of Zeitgeist then was a welcome relief.

The documentary, If All Goes Wrong picks up in 2006, with Billy Corgan and Jimmy Chamberlain getting together again with new faces Ginger Reyes on bass (replacing D'arcy) and Jeff Shroeder on guitar (replacing James Iha), and Lisa Harrington joining the group on keyboards. The new lineup made its debut playing residencies at small clubs, The Orange Peel in Asheville, and Fillmore in San Fransisco.

Corgan is quick to point out that this is not the 'old' Smashing Pumpkins. It's a new band, moving forward in a new direction. He doesn't want people coming to his shows expecting to hear any of the previous Smashing Pumpkins material. Now at this point, you may find yourself asking, as I did myself, why the heck would he choose to retain the Smashing Pumpkins name if he didn't want people to expect to hear some of the Smashing Pumpkins of old? In my opinion it seems a little like a tomato soup company deciding they don't want to produce tomato soup anymore and starts making vanilla custard instead. The company but still packages and promotes it's vanilla custard as tomato soup, and then wonders why customers complain when they buy what they think is tomato soup but get vanilla custard instead. Don't get me wrong, a band has a right to grow and evolve, but don't complain when fans still like to hear some of what attracted them in the first place. Rant over.

The residency shows clearly demonstrate this as the band go about finding their feet. Toward the middle of the film someone comments that the experience the band is going through is kind of like boot camp. Billy Corgan then is definitely the Commander and Chief.

Early in the residencies, Corgan is obviously inspired, pumping out a number of new songs. He's clearly a prolific song writer. Much of the new material is acoustic based, and at times he straps on a harmonica to bust out some Bob Dylan style material.

While watching the film, I found myself wondering what level of access the director had with the band and Corgan. Compared to the Metallica film 'Some Kind Of Monster', it felt like Gulick was somewhat limited in the material he had to work with. A lot of the interview material appeared to have been shot over a couple of days, and candid moments were few and far between.

For me, the most interesting scene was when Corgan discusses why he won't be dipping into the bands back catalogue to play two of the classic tracks from the Siamese Dream album, 'Soma' and 'Mayonnaise'. The reason being that former guitarist James Iha contributed some music to the two tunes, and Corgan's relationship with Iha is clearly a sensitive topic. He hurls his acoustic guitar at his hotel bed, and that is the end of that.

At times, the shows seemed to be as much about alienating those fans seeking a sharp dose of nostalgia as it is about anything else. From what is shown on the DVD, very few 'crowd pleasers' received an airing, with most of the shows devoted to more obscure choices, and songs that were still clearly works in progress. With the bands focus on the new material Gulick focuses on the reaction of the fans. There's vox pops with fanatics remaining positive, waxing lyrical about the beauty of watching Corgan and friends fleshing out new stuff. There's also shots of the crowd as the new stuff gets aired. These shots don't lie. To say that some in the audience seem disinterested in some of the new material is an understatement. When fans are yawning there way through the gig, this can not be a good sign.

The extended jam track Gossamer is a good example of when, not if, 'It All Goes Wrong". Any track that runs in excess of 30 minutes is going to test the patience of all but the most devoted, or psychologically dependent, fan. Featured in the documentary, it is interspersed with shots of people yawning and even leaving the show mid song. It's the sort of jam that is best kept for rehearsals in the hope that it'll one day yield something solid. It's not the sort of thing that should be cranked out night after night to close a show. While Gossamer may have taken up too much of the live show, it also receives far too much attention in the documentary.

For me, one of the most disappointing aspects of the documentary is that it glosses over the re-formation of the band almost entirely. I would have liked to have seen more of went on behind the scenes, and how the gap between 2000 and 2006 impacted upon the band as they began to get things back together.

Pete Townshend pops up a couple of times throughout the documentary to offer his insights into what it's like to be control driven band leader.

I finished the documentary wondering why Corgan seems so intent on deliberately antagonising his audience? Does he want to weed out the fans so he's only left with the fanatics, of which there are plenty in evidence throughout the film? Don't question his artistic choices, accept what you are given, or walk away. That's the vibe I got anyway.

So, is it a good film? It's ok. Perhaps I would rate it higher had I not recently re-watched the awesome Metallica doco Some Kind Of Monster. Whereas that film had a degree of 'warts and all', If All Goes Wrong has the feel of a documentary that has been carefully managed. I'd give it a 6 out of 10.

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Coldplay and Joe Satriani plagiarism bun fight

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

Coldplay have found themselves smack bang in the middle of another plagiarism bun fight. Guitar virtuoso Joe Satriani has claimed that Coldplay have copied elements of his 2004 song "If I Could Fly" for their track "Viva La Vida".

In an interview with Musicrader.com Satriani stresses that he was motivated by a desire to protect his art.

"Everybody's assumes I'm trying to go after these guys in Coldplay, as if I'm doing this with malice," he says "That's the furthest thing from my mind. I'm just doing what I need to do as an artist, to protect what's mine, to protect those feelings I put down in song.

"I did everything I could to avoid a court case with this situation. But Coldplay didn't want to talk about it. They just wanted this whole thing to go away. Maybe they figured this little guitar player guy will leave them alone after a while, I don't know.

Now at this point I would love to include the video that was posted on YouTube that compared to two tracks so that you could have a listen for yourself, and make up your own mind, but that's a little difficult for me to do now because EMI, who happen to be the Coldplay's record company, have asked that YouTube to remove it. So instead of the comparison video, and nice little mashup at the end, you get this message:

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by EMI Music

EMI don't seem to have a problem with the massive number of other Coldplay videos on YouTube so conspiracy theorists can read into this how they like. Would the record company remove the clip if that didn't think there was anything in it? (more...)

George Dubbya and his Boots of Agility

Monday, December 15th, 2008

I'm guessing that you can pretty much travel any where in the world and you'll find someone that has an opinion on George Bush. Sometimes you have to wonder whether or not the only people that will be sad to see him leave the White House are stand up comedians and guys like David Letterman.

While he may have trouble grasping the English language, there's now questioning his dexterity. If you haven't seen it already, here's the video of President Bush dodging a couple of flying shoes.

The whole scene has an Austin Powers vibe to it, I mean, 'who throws a shoe? Really?'. Sadly, Dubbya was probably not aware of the significance of the shoe, how the insult that it carries. In any case, once he relinquishes his role as President, it would seem that he has a long and successful dodge ball career ahead of him. He was clearly wearing his Leather Boots of Agility +50.

The big question I have is, did the journalist get his shoes back? Or are they already up on eBay?

Infolinks – it’s time to believe the hype

Friday, December 12th, 2008

I'll be honest, when I first read about Infolinks in various forums, I was more than a little sceptical. Whenever a new advertising program kicks off, it's not unusual for discussion boards to become flooded with people spouting off about the overwhelming success they are having with the next big thing, no doubt in the hope of building a few solid referrals to their affiliate link. Never the less, I took the bait, and signed up to Infolinks, because a) these things interest me, and b) if it pays off I can use the money.

In the interests of disclosure, yes, I would love for you to join up to Infolinks using my affiliate link, but that's not the only reason I'm writing this. I'm happy to report that Infolinks has actually worked for me. It's making me money, and if it's working for me, then it can work for you too!

If you're not familiar with Infolinks, they provide 'next generation' in-text advertising. From a layman's point of view they appear similar to Kontera, however, from what I can tell, and the this is the most important point from a publishers point of view, they pay more! By way of comparison, from the 1 July 2008 - 30 November 2008 I was averaging $0.72 eCPM with Kontera. My average eCPM with Infolinks so far is $3.01.

I've implemented Infolinks here and on another site and they providing a return that puts them on a par with Google Adsense. Here's a screen shot of the last seven days.

Here's the sales pitch from InfoLinks:

Infolinks presents the next generation of In-Text Advertising, leading the industry with the most relevant in-text advertising links and the highest revenue share - guaranteed.

Quick and easy setup with no changes to your website
Ads are tightly integrated with your content - no additional space required
Free sign up with no commitments or risk
User triggered, less intrusive advertising that won’t distract from your site’s content
Highly relevant In-Text ads for your site visitors with record high conversion rates

Are you an Online Publisher? Join us now and start linking text to revenue today.

The Infolinks platform is open to any online publisher, big or small, with no sign up fees, hidden commitments or minimum requirements for page views or visitors. So it's definitely worth a look for anyone with their own blog or site, large or small. Infolinks have definitely thrown down the gauntlet, and Kontera are really going to have to step up if they want to maintain their publisher base.

Would I recommend Infolinks? At this point in time, heck yes.

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