Here's a headline you don't see in the newspaper every day... "Stiff sentence for man who filmed himself masturbating".

Yes, the actual new story is as bizarre as the headline itself.

The court heard that the driver:

"had been travelling south along the Stuart Highway, had been smoking cannabis while driving and was filming himself masturbating with a video camera in July last year.

Police measured his speed at 137 km/h, but the court heard he had been driving at up to 150km/h.

He had two pipes for smoking cannabis in the car, as well as an unlicensed two-calibre rifle.

Source: news.com.au

If that headline is the one that the paper decided to go with, I wonder what headlines didn't get over the line?

I can just see the new road safety advertisement now:

"If you take drugs and speed, you're a bloody wanker."

Edit: The Daily Telegraph have run the same story with the headline - "Stiff sentence for masturbating driver".