Do you want to know what's awesome? When someone in an open plan office (eg. no walls!) decides to hold a conference call on a speaker phone and then proceeds to have a conversation about how it's nice that we are getting some rain. Here's the tip, everyone else in your office will love listening to your inane chatter, and the spluttering from the speaker phone. It's lovely.

You know what else is awesome? Inventing your own time machine.