Archive for May, 2009

Tweet while you work

Friday, May 22nd, 2009

So you spend all day in a stuffy office, it's hot, you're hungry and you need to tell the world all about it. You need to "Tweet" it... but you don't want your boss to bust you on Twitter. Here's a more than handy solution - Spread Tweet.

Basically Spread Tweet allows you to follow Twitter all the while looking as though you are working on an Excel spreadsheet. Brilliant. In developing Spread Tweet, the creator has built the solution to his own question "Wouldn't it be awesome if there were a Twitter tool that looked just like Excel?"

Here's a screen shot of what it looks like running on a Mac.
Spread Tweet

So if you need to Twitter without the fear of having your boss look over your shoulder, give it a look.

Star Trek movie review

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

I walked out of the cinema after watching the latest Star Trek moving scratching my head. Why? I wasn't sure whether I liked it or not. Friends have asked me what I thought of it, and the best I have been able to muster is an "it was ok".

Off the bat, I'm not a Star Trek fan. I never watched the show and having seen any of the previous movies, besides three quarters of the Wrath of Khan. My Star Trek knowledge is limited to years of pop culture references. I've heard of Captain Kirk, Mr Spock, the beam me up Scotty guy and the Klingon's. I say this because walking into the cinema I had no idea of any of the main characters origin stories therefore the first half of the film was, I thought, a good introduction to them and the whole Star Trek universe.

Basically the film opens with a space battle. Two ships square off against one another, the good guys in a little ship and the bad guys, led by Eric Bana, in the bigger ship. The bad guys win, but not before Captain Kirk's dad is killed and his mother is jettisoned off in an escape ship giving birth to little Kirk in the process. Kirk is apparently a smart cookie wasting his talents on a life of delinquency. That is, until he enrolls in Star Fleet. Skip three years into the future and Kirk has finished his training, just in time to find himself on board the Enterprise as it heads to Vulcan on a rescue mission. Vulcan is being attacked by Eric Bana. It's bad. The planet is doomed.


Satisfied at the destruction of Vulcan, Eric Bana and his merry men head for earth to stage a repeat performance. Can Star Fleet stop them?

It's around this stage that things got a little weird and/or confusing for me. It was at this point that we were introduced to the 'old' Spock. It was also at this point that the film makers decided to introduce time travel and dimensional travel.

From my point of view, it seemed like this element of the story was introduced to appease hardcore Star Trekkers and provide a link between this film and all the movies and TV shows that preceded it. You can picture the script writers sitting around in a room thinking to themselves, "how can we reboot the series while still retaining some link to the original? I know... alternate timeline/dimension!". Combining the 'original' Star Trek with the 'reboot' Star Trek lost me. Perhaps the producers were trying to satisfy the die-hard fans as well as the casual movie goer? In the end though, they may have failed to satisfy either group.

Star Trek did have its good points. The special effects were impressive and the plot cracked along at a decent pace.

Some of the initial reviews I saw referred to Star Trek as re-energizing a tired franchise, but I wouldn't go that far. In the end, with time travel exposition, standard revenge driven theme and it's rather convoluted plot, Star Trek seems to go boldly where it's probably gone before.

Overall, I'd probably recommend waiting for it to hit DVD. I'd give it 2.5 out of 5

Have you heard?

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Perhaps you've spent the past week tossing cookies. Perhaps you've been on long service leave.

Perhaps your recovering from extreme rhinoplasty. Perhaps your trying to figure out exactly what is going on in LOST. Perhaps you've been living under a rock.

Perhaps, just perhaps, you haven't heard.

Here's a song writing master class from Stewie Griffin.

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Single Ladies directors cut

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Every great song deserves a great music video, and that principle definitely applies to Beyonce's Single Ladies. Now, this may seem a little controversial, and don't get me wrong, her video is good... just not great.

Fortunately, thanks to the power of YouTube, an alternative film clip has sprung up. This little puppy is guaranteed to haunt your dreams for years to come...

X-Men Origins: Wolverine movie review

Friday, May 8th, 2009

Sitting down to review X-Men Origins: Wolverine, I'm caught between two lines of thought. On the one hand, I enjoyed Wolverine as an popcorn action/adventure movie. On the other hand, as someone who's a fan of the comics, I was a little disappointed in the way it treated some of the characters that I'd been keen to see finally make an appearance on the big screen. Warning: Some spoilers follow.

In summary X-Men Origins: Wolverine traces the origins of the X-Men character Wolverine. Who would have thought? The first 10 minutes of the films closely follow the events of the Wolverine Origin comic mini-series. It opens in 1845, with young James Howlett aka. Logan aka. Wolverine witnessing the murder of his father at the hands of Thomas Logan. The trauma brings out the mutation, with lil' Wolverine sprouting bone claws and killing Thomas Logan. With his dying breath Thomas Logan reveals that he is really James' father. James and his half brother, Thomas Logan's son, Victor Creed, run off leading into an uber war montage of James (who takes the name Logan) and Victor fighting side by side in the Civil War, World War I, World War II and the Vietnam War. When Victor kills a superior officer in Vietnam, he and Logan are put to the firing squad, but due to their shared healing factor, neither men die. From there, both men are recruited into 'Team X' by William Stryker.


Team X also features Fred Dukes (Kevin Durand) aka. The Blob in the comics, John Wraith (will.i.am) aka. Kestrel in the comics, Chris Bradley (Dominic Monaghan) aka. no idea who he's supposed to be, Agent Zero (Daniel Henney) aka. Agent Zero and Wade Wilson aka. Deadpool in the comics. Logan turns his back on Team X and his half brother, when the teams starts to do things he doesn't agree with. A couple of years pass, and Logan has settled down with his lady friend Silver Fox and works as a lumber jack. Logan is arguably the most preened and prissy lumber jack in lumber jack history I might add. When Victor kills Silver Fox Logan is not happy, turning to Stryker to equip him with the tools to put an end to Victor aka. Sabretooth. It's here that Logan undergoes the adamantium bonding process that gave him the sharp pointy claws. He also takes the code name Wolverine.

Following the successful procedure, Wolverine over hears Stryker order Wolverine's memory to be erased. Wolverine goes all Wolverine and escapes. He's out for blood. Cue massive action sequence. Meanwhile, Stryker has also set up shop on a mysterious 'island' and has been experimenting on mutants to develop a super mutant, Weapon XI.

Cut to New Orleans where Wolverine tracks down Kestrel and the Blob, and learns of Stryker's plans. Then downtime to a bourbon bar to have a chat to Gambit, the only mutant to have escaped Strykers mysterious island hideaway. Wolverine hits the island and he's all set for revenge. Ooooh, what happens next? Well, Wolverine is basically invulnerable so you can probably guess how it plays out.

After the hype surrounding this film I was expecting a little more. The focus is obviously on Wolverine, but there also seems to have been an effort made to cram as many merry mutants into it as possible. A number of characters are under used, and under explored, Gambit and Wade Wilson in particular. I was keenly awaiting the arrival of Deadpool/Wade to the big screen, unfortunately however his whole character is screwed up. Ryan Reynolds, who plays Wade, is in the film for 10 minutes maximum, makes about three wisecracks and that's it. Then it gets worse, somewhere along the line, the producers seem to have decided that it was a good idea to combine Wilson/Deadpool's character with that of Weapon XI. What a freaking disaster. Weapon XI has a whole range of powers, for example Kestrel's teleporting ability, Cyclops' eye beam thing and swords out of the hands to compete with Wolverine's claws. Weapon XI is described as having powers "pooled" into Wade Wilson's body, hence Deadpool. He also had his mouth sewn shut so he couldn't talk. Grrr... terrible treatment.

Keen eyed Australian viewers will no doubt spot a whole heap of familiar faces from Australian TV. There's Peter O'Brien (from Flying Doctors and Underbelly 2), some guy that was on McLeods Daughters, the female detective from the second Underbelly series, and the old guy from Love My Way.

For the first 45 minutes or more Wolverine is a really good superhero movie, however there is a point in the film where it all goes pear shaped. If you've seen it, you'll probably know what I'm talking about. For me, it was when Wolverine leaves New Orleans (just so happens I need a toilet break at this point too - damn giant sized coke) and arrives at the island. From there on it's not that great.

There's an anti-climactic reveal, that is telegraphed fairly early on, then a fight scene, then a conclusion that leaves Wolverine without his memories, and ample scope for sequels. If the film had maintained the rage it showed in the first half it would have been a cracker. Unfortunately, it didn't sustain it for me, so in fairness I'd have to give it a solid 3 out of 5.

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Karl Stefanovic intoxicated or software failure?

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

For many years now it has been assumed that Karl Stefanovic, co-host of Channel Nines early morning Today program, is a robot.

In fact, many people believe that Stefanovic is actually C3P0, a human-cyborg relations droid constructed in Queensland, and the first Australian droid of its kind. Karl Stefanovic is a robotThis was confirmed on Wikipedia (so it must be true), however Stefanovic's entry has since been heavily edited, with many conspiracy theorists suggesting that it is the result of a cover-up instigated by Channel Nine and Scientology.

Other theories suggest that is programmed with a "white-anting" chip and is programmed to infest himself in an organisation then bring it down from the inside.

On Monday morning however, Stefanovic cast doubt over his robot status when he appeared to host the show, displaying some of the signs associated with intoxication.

The fact that the Logies (Australian TV awards) were held Sunday night, and the after party no doubt carried on well into Monday morning, may well have contributed to his uncharacteristically human performance.

Personally, his uncharacteristic behavior has not convinced me that he's human. I suspect his behavior can be attributed to one of two things.

Either someone spilt a drink on him at the Logies and he short circuited, or he has undergone a software upgrade, most probably to Windows Vista, and is experiencing some instability issues. If that's the case, I'd recommend that Channel Nine re-format the system and install Windows XP instead.

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Midgets vs Mascots

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

Here is the must see movie of the decade, Midgets vs. Mascots. The preview alone is worth the price of admission. If you're easily offended, maybe you should probably give it a wide berth.

Midgets vs. Mascots is described as a mockumentary that follows a contest between midgets and mascots, each group fighting for their share of little person/mascot/porn star Big Red's inheritance. Little person legend Gary Coleman, leads the team of midgets as they compete against a group of mascots, including a guy dressed as a taco.

Here's a couple of quotes being thrown around to promote the film:

"Borat meets Jackass!"

"A Christopher Guest movie for a younger generation!"

"In a class of its own... a new genre of shockumentary!"

"Unique, outragous, funny ass movie!"

"Sincere congrats on making the most offensive comedy I've seen...
awesome!"

If you want more Midgets vs Mascots mayhem, check out the films website.

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