The Slopstopper? WTF?

Slob Stopper

First up, I should point out that I do not recommend doing a Google search for the term "Adult Bib". Nothing good will come of it... unless that's the sort of thing that floats your boat.

In case you curious according to Google's AdWords tool, placing AdWords for the term 'Adult Bibs" will cost you between AU$1.01 - AU$1.26 per click. Who would have thought that the Adult Bib market had so much potential?

Well.. *cough* *cough* I guess that these guys did. That's right, it's time for another dodgy infomercial, this time for the "Slopstopper".

This is not your average terry cloth bib you find in a store . . .

Made of the highest quality materials, the SlobStopperâ„¢ is constructed with two layers of PUL (polyurethane laminate), a thin absorbent fabric permanently laminated to a thin, waterproof barrier.

Made in the USA, you will not find a more durable, higher quality bib anywhere.

Because nothing attracts the ladies like a man so clumsy that he needs to wear a bib.

I wonder how many they've sold?

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