I guess technically this case study from the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe research, featuring the shy and retiring Paris Hilton should probably contain a NSFW warning. So there you go, consider that the warning...

Poor old Paris Hilton just does not know when to keep her privates private. Some one really needs to sit her down and run through some of the finer points of how to wear under garments.

As you can see from her demure pose, she's all about the look, but I think she may have overlooked one important thing... the red carpet is not the place to be flashing around the camel toe! » Read the rest of the entry..

When I saw this picture I just had to post it. This is by far the biggest camel toe ever seen here at the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research.

Try not to get intimidated, or overly shocked, even though it's massive, it's still just a camel toe.

The lengths some people will go to in order to glimpse the mythical camel toe are sometimes extraordinary, disturbing, and yet, oddly compelling.

But for those with a camel toe addiction, there is but one way to break the cycle.

Stare deep into the belly of the beast, fat Elvis impersonator style...

Remember, it's ok to cry.

Some time has past since the last case study was presented by the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research. Even more time has past since Sharon Stone's turn in Basic Instinct sent Kleenex tissue sales through the roof. Sharon Stone is now 50, but as you can see from the image below, is still not shy when it comes the revealing the ancient art of the camel toe.

Obviously a black full body cat suit should not be your first choice if you intend to conceal your ye olde camel toe, as Sharon Stone dramatically demonstrates. The glint in her eye also suggests she's about ready to clobber an unsuspecting photographer over the head with it as well.

When I first started SwollenPickles.com I learned very early on that there are people out there that will search long and hard in order to stumble across some Grade A celebrity camel toe. Personally, I liken it to someone who likes train spotting, ie. a strange hobby I cannot understand. Whilst I may not understand it, I'm all for giving the people what they want, and according to my statistics, what they want is camel toe.

Tyra Banks is a classy chick. The host of America's Next Top Model is glamorous, however, glamor and the camel toe are not mutually exclusive. For the amateur spotters, take a look at the snap shot below, and see if you can find the camel toe... Hint: It's subtle.

Ok ok, that was a tad disappointing, so here's a bonus music video.

Based on recent scientific statistical research conducted by the diligent staff at the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research camel toe is more sought after than almost any other natural resource on the planet. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan remain to of the most popular exponents of the camel toe, however a new contender seems to have entered the upper echelon of the camel toe world. Maria Sharapova.

The princess of womens tennis, Maria Sharapova has spawned a whole new generation of camel toe enthusiasts. I'm informed by my trusty advisors that tennis has always been a huge source of camel toe, and the shot of Maria Sharapova below mid stroke, shows that she's no stranger to showing off some on-court toe.

Sometimes it's hard to keep up with the increased public demand for the latest scoop on celebrity camel toe sightings. Fortunately there is a crack team of experts (pun perhaps intended) out on the case. These perverts, I mean experts, won't let even the most minor hint of the ye olde camel toe slip by.

Jessica Simpson is one of the more regular exponents of the camel toe.Obviously a lot of that goes down to wardrobe choice. Some people often miss the Jessica Simpson camel toe as their attention is drawn to some of her higher profile assets. Take this picture below, fresh from the Swollen Pickles Camel Toe Scientific Research Institute (S.P.C.T.R.I).

Close inspection reveals Miss Simpson brandishing a rather hefty camel toe, although that fact seems to have been missed by the young bloke sharing the frame with her. It's seems he has failed to spot the camel toe in question. He's also failed to maintain eye contact.

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Looking at my Google analytics statistics, it seems that anything involving celebrities in compromising positions is big business, organic traffic wise.

Half the people that visit swollenpickles.com, do so to look at a couple of the black label Paris Hilton pictures I posted some time ago.

So in the interests of giving the public what they so clearly want, here is a hot skanky picture of Lindsay Lohan with camel toe. Personally, I really like the way the lighting brings out the depth of the actual camel toe.