Swollen Pickles

Here is another hot off the press Swollen Pickles camel toe exclusive*. This time around it's the lovely and talented Miss Alicia Keys.

I actually think Alicia Keys is a Grade 'A' hottie, have you seen her in "Smokin' Aces"?

If you're into James Bond, you might like to know that Alicia Keys and the White Stripes' Jack White recorded the theme song to Quantum of Solace, called "Another Way to Die".

Without further or do, here's Alicia Keys sporting a red carpet camel toe trifecta, pay attention now, this is real subtle.

* By exclusive I mean that it's the first time I've posted it here. So, yes, not strictly an exclusive as per the dictionary definition, but then again, did you actually come here for an English lesson??

Even in a global financial crisis, the one market that remains strong is the camel toe market. Check the statistics yourself. The undisputed queen of camel toe is Lindsay Lohan.

More people have visited her other entry in the hall of fame than any other post on this site.

In the interests of giving the demanding public what it wants, here is a brand spanking new Lindsay Lohan camel toe photograph.

That's right, Lindsay Lohan camel toe pool side. Lap it up.

Would it be nice if more people dug my more 'serious' posts? Yeah, of course it'd be nice. But right at this minute, it just ain't happening, so camel toe it is.

I guess technically this case study from the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe research, featuring the shy and retiring Paris Hilton should probably contain a NSFW warning. So there you go, consider that the warning...

Poor old Paris Hilton just does not know when to keep her privates private. Some one really needs to sit her down and run through some of the finer points of how to wear under garments.

As you can see from her demure pose, she's all about the look, but I think she may have overlooked one important thing... the red carpet is not the place to be flashing around the camel toe! (more...)

When I saw this picture I just had to post it. This is by far the biggest camel toe ever seen here at the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research.

Try not to get intimidated, or overly shocked, even though it's massive, it's still just a camel toe.

The lengths some people will go to in order to glimpse the mythical camel toe are sometimes extraordinary, disturbing, and yet, oddly compelling.

But for those with a camel toe addiction, there is but one way to break the cycle.

Stare deep into the belly of the beast, fat Elvis impersonator style...

Remember, it's ok to cry.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

Some time has past since the last case study was presented by the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research. Even more time has past since Sharon Stone's turn in Basic Instinct sent Kleenex tissue sales through the roof. Sharon Stone is now 50, but as you can see from the image below, is still not shy when it comes the revealing the ancient art of the camel toe.

Obviously a black full body cat suit should not be your first choice if you intend to conceal your ye olde camel toe, as Sharon Stone dramatically demonstrates. The glint in her eye also suggests she's about ready to clobber an unsuspecting photographer over the head with it as well.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

When I first started SwollenPickles.com I learned very early on that there are people out there that will search long and hard in order to stumble across some Grade A celebrity camel toe. Personally, I liken it to someone who likes train spotting, ie. a strange hobby I cannot understand. Whilst I may not understand it, I'm all for giving the people what they want, and according to my statistics, what they want is camel toe.

Tyra Banks is a classy chick. The host of America's Next Top Model is glamorous, however, glamor and the camel toe are not mutually exclusive. For the amateur spotters, take a look at the snap shot below, and see if you can find the camel toe... Hint: It's subtle.

Ok ok, that was a tad disappointing, so here's a bonus music video.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the

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Based on recent scientific statistical research conducted by the diligent staff at the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research camel toe is more sought after than almost any other natural resource on the planet. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan remain to of the most popular exponents of the camel toe, however a new contender seems to have entered the upper echelon of the camel toe world. Maria Sharapova.

The princess of womens tennis, Maria Sharapova has spawned a whole new generation of camel toe enthusiasts. I'm informed by my trusty advisors that tennis has always been a huge source of camel toe, and the shot of Maria Sharapova below mid stroke, shows that she's no stranger to showing off some on-court toe.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.