Archive for the ‘Adult Themes’ Category

Alicia Keys Camel Toe Exclusive

Sunday, November 16th, 2008

Here is another hot off the press Swollen Pickles camel toe exclusive*. This time around it’s the lovely and talented Miss Alicia Keys.
I actually think Alicia Keys is a Grade ‘A’ hottie, have you seen her in “Smokin’ Aces”?
If you’re into James Bond, you might like to know that Alicia Keys and the White Stripes’ [...]

Lindsay Lohan is the Queen of Camel Toe

Sunday, November 9th, 2008

Even in a global financial crisis, the one market that remains strong is the camel toe market. Check the statistics yourself. The undisputed queen of camel toe is Lindsay Lohan.
More people have visited her other entry in the hall of fame than any other post on this site.
In the interests of giving the demanding public [...]

Paris Hilton’s red carpet camel toe

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

I guess technically this case study from the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe research, featuring the shy and retiring Paris Hilton should probably contain a NSFW warning. So there you go, consider that the warning…
Poor old Paris Hilton just does not know when to keep her privates private. Some one really needs to sit [...]

The biggest camel toe in the world

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

When I saw this picture I just had to post it. This is by far the biggest camel toe ever seen here at the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research.
Try not to get intimidated, or overly shocked, even though it’s massive, it’s still just a camel toe.

The lengths some people will go to in [...]

Sharon Stone ye olde camel toe

Sunday, June 1st, 2008

Some time has past since the last case study was presented by the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research. Even more time has past since Sharon Stone’s turn in Basic Instinct sent Kleenex tissue sales through the roof. Sharon Stone is now 50, but as you can see from the image below, is still [...]

Tyra Banks sports camel toe

Monday, March 10th, 2008

When I first started SwollenPickles.com I learned very early on that there are people out there that will search long and hard in order to stumble across some Grade A celebrity camel toe. Personally, I liken it to someone who likes train spotting, ie. a strange hobby I cannot understand. Whilst I may not understand [...]

Maria Sharapova sporting camel toe

Monday, March 3rd, 2008

Based on recent scientific statistical research conducted by the diligent staff at the Swollen Pickles Institute for Camel Toe Research camel toe is more sought after than almost any other natural resource on the planet. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan remain to of the most popular exponents of the camel toe, however a new contender [...]

Jessica Simpson brandishing massive camel toe

Saturday, February 23rd, 2008

Sometimes it’s hard to keep up with the increased public demand for the latest scoop on celebrity camel toe sightings. Fortunately there is a crack team of experts (pun perhaps intended) out on the case. These perverts, I mean experts, won’t let even the most minor hint of the ye olde camel toe slip by.
Jessica [...]

Lindsay Lohan with massive camel toe

Monday, August 6th, 2007

Looking at my Google analytics statistics, it seems that anything involving celebrities in compromising positions is big business, organic traffic wise.
Half the people that visit swollenpickles.com, do so to look at a couple of the black label Paris Hilton pictures I posted some time ago.
So in the interests of giving the public what they so [...]

Paris Hilton’s camel toe

Monday, February 12th, 2007

All you perverts out there need to check out this super hot spank worthy picture of Paris Hilton. Check out this super detailed photo of Paris Hilton’s camel toe! Celebrity camel toe has never looked this HOT!!! Awesome! Giggity Giggity! Alright!!!

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The rocking new Christmas Camal-toe

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

Bean Bag Boy has put me onto a wacky new website, SubvertSociety.com. It’s the kinda thing SwollenPickles.com could be if I woke up evil one day. My personal favourite, the post about Jessica Simpson spawning a new Christmas tradition, the Christmas Camel-toe! Be warned, the following link contains a large volume of velvet as well as [...]