I actually think Alicia Keys is a Grade 'A' hottie, have you seen her in "Smokin' Aces"?

If you're into James Bond, you might like to know that Alicia Keys and the White Stripes' Jack White recorded the theme song to Quantum of Solace, called "Another Way to Die".

Without further or do, here's Alicia Keys sporting a red carpet camel toe trifecta, pay attention now, this is real subtle.

* By exclusive I mean that it's the first time I've posted it here. So, yes, not strictly an exclusive as per the dictionary definition, but then again, did you actually come here for an English lesson??

More people have visited her other entry in the hall of fame than any other post on this site.

In the interests of giving the demanding public what it wants, here is a brand spanking new Lindsay Lohan camel toe photograph.

That's right, Lindsay Lohan camel toe pool side. Lap it up.

Would it be nice if more people dug my more 'serious' posts? Yeah, of course it'd be nice. But right at this minute, it just ain't happening, so camel toe it is.

Poor old Paris Hilton just does not know when to keep her privates private. Some one really needs to sit her down and run through some of the finer points of how to wear under garments.

As you can see from her demure pose, she's all about the look, but I think she may have overlooked one important thing... the red carpet is not the place to be flashing around the camel toe!

Eagle eyed observers may actually be able to spot the not so subtle mythical second camel toe in this photo... look carefully...

Hoofing around like that, it's little wonder she was having trouble with the skirt!

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

Try not to get intimidated, or overly shocked, even though it's massive, it's still just a camel toe.

The lengths some people will go to in order to glimpse the mythical camel toe are sometimes extraordinary, disturbing, and yet, oddly compelling.

But for those with a camel toe addiction, there is but one way to break the cycle.

Stare deep into the belly of the beast, fat Elvis impersonator style...

Remember, it's ok to cry.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

Obviously a black full body cat suit should not be your first choice if you intend to conceal your ye olde camel toe, as Sharon Stone dramatically demonstrates. The glint in her eye also suggests she's about ready to clobber an unsuspecting photographer over the head with it as well.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

Tyra Banks is a classy chick. The host of America's Next Top Model is glamorous, however, glamor and the camel toe are not mutually exclusive. For the amateur spotters, take a look at the snap shot below, and see if you can find the camel toe... Hint: It's subtle.

Ok ok, that was a tad disappointing, so here's a bonus music video.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the

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The princess of womens tennis, Maria Sharapova has spawned a whole new generation of camel toe enthusiasts. I'm informed by my trusty advisors that tennis has always been a huge source of camel toe, and the shot of Maria Sharapova below mid stroke, shows that she's no stranger to showing off some on-court toe.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

Jessica Simpson is one of the more regular exponents of the camel toe.Obviously a lot of that goes down to wardrobe choice. Some people often miss the Jessica Simpson camel toe as their attention is drawn to some of her higher profile assets. Take this picture below, fresh from the Swollen Pickles Camel Toe Scientific Research Institute (S.P.C.T.R.I).

Close inspection reveals Miss Simpson brandishing a rather hefty camel toe, although that fact seems to have been missed by the young bloke sharing the frame with her. It's seems he has failed to spot the camel toe in question. He's also failed to maintain eye contact.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

Half the people that visit swollenpickles.com, do so to look at a couple of the black label Paris Hilton pictures I posted some time ago.

So in the interests of giving the public what they so clearly want, here is a hot skanky picture of Lindsay Lohan with camel toe. Personally, I really like the way the lighting brings out the depth of the actual camel toe itself.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.