Kanye's out burst has made him some very powerful enemies. Number one on the list, Hitler. Here's what he had to say about the Kanye-gate affair.

"That stupid Kanye! That shit was uncalled for ... I just want to shave my moustache and wipe it on my ass and shove it down his nostrils."

Now I'm sure Kayne will be able to use all of the controversy on his next average album, people will buy it, and he'll get richer. But all that will not change the fact that he has pissed off Hitler, and that cannot be a good thing for anyone!

This photo makes me feel happy because it show that now matter who you are, where you grew up or what position you may hold in the world, when you boil it all down, the men of the world all share the same DNA.

Here in Australia, we had former Home and Away starlet Isabel Lucas talking the talk. She appeared on Rove Sunday night, and I have to say, she is damn lucky she's easy on the eye, because otherwise she'd have all the appeal of a three week old burrito.

If you're after 8mins of flat out excitement you can watch the interview below.

According to the fountain of knowledge, Wikipedia, Lucas "suffered a minor head injury in July 2008 in a car accident while she was a passenger in, Transformers co-star, Shia LaBeouf's car". Maybe she still suffering some super delayed side effects.

Here's a little more, with Ross Noble attempting to inject her with a little personality.

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In an interview with Musicrader.com Satriani stresses that he was motivated by a desire to protect his art.

"Everybody's assumes I'm trying to go after these guys in Coldplay, as if I'm doing this with malice," he says "That's the furthest thing from my mind. I'm just doing what I need to do as an artist, to protect what's mine, to protect those feelings I put down in song.

"I did everything I could to avoid a court case with this situation. But Coldplay didn't want to talk about it. They just wanted this whole thing to go away. Maybe they figured this little guitar player guy will leave them alone after a while, I don't know.

Now at this point I would love to include the video that was posted on YouTube that compared to two tracks so that you could have a listen for yourself, and make up your own mind, but that's a little difficult for me to do now because EMI, who happen to be the Coldplay's record company, have asked that YouTube to remove it. So instead of the comparison video, and nice little mashup at the end, you get this message:

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by EMI Music

EMI don't seem to have a problem with the massive number of other Coldplay videos on YouTube so conspiracy theorists can read into this how they like. Would the record company remove the clip if that didn't think there was anything in it?

In any case, here's the music video for Coldplay's Viva La Vida.

... and here's Satriani's If I Could Fly.

Now having heard the mashup version, that's no longer online, I can say that in my opinion that they matched up quite nicely, and that Coldplay should offer Satriani a permanent spot in their lineup.

For the music geeks, here's some music theory that compares the two tricks. If nothing else, it's an interesting clip.

The Joe Satriani affair isn't the first plagiarism allegation leveled at Coldplay mind you. In mid 2008, New York based band the Creaky Boards

Now, if Satriani is successful in his case against Coldplay, where does that leave the Creaky Boards?

The allegations levelled against Coldplay are even more interesting when you view them in light of a 16 June 2005 interview with Rolling Stone and comments made by Chris Martin on the success of the band:

"We're definitely good, but I don't think you can say we're that original," he notes. "I regard us as being incredibly good plagiarists."

In another article from ContactMusic.com, Coldplay guitarist Jonny Buckland was asked about similarities between the song "Fix You" and the Elbow track "Grace Under Pressure".

"We’ve never so directly stolen off anyone before. We’ve never paid for our plagiarism."

I wonder if Coldplay will go on to make frank admissions like these in the court room?

Which ever side of the fence you sit on, there's no denying that this case will be an interesting one to follow.

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The latest celebrity to get the mug shot treatment? Heather Locklear.

The Age are reporting that:

Actress Heather Locklear has been arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence of a controlled substance in California's upmarket Santa Barbara area, authorities have said.

Locklear, 47, was pulled over by a California Highway Patrol officer on the weekend after a resident reported seeing the actress leaving a parking lot and "driving erratically", patrol spokesman Tom Marshall said.

Here's the Heather Locklear mug shot, to file next to the Lindsay Lohan mug shot of yesteryear.

Even slightly disheveled and not at the peak of her powers, I have to say, she looks ok for a 47 year old.

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Who's Gary Busey? He's that guy from Point Break, not Keanu Reeves or Patrick Swayze, the other guy. He's also that guy from Predator 2, no, not Danny Glover, but the other guy, the government agent that gets sliced in half by the Predator's throwing disc.

To set the scene, Busey is taking part in a photo shoot for photographer Tyler Shields, for Shields' book, The Dirty Side of Glamour, of which the proceeds are given to charity. A reporter from Inside Edition was sent along to cover the shoot as well as ask Busey a couple of question regarding his 'new film'.

"I am gonna pull your endocrine system out of your body!" WOW!

It reminds me a little of "When Actor And Director Don't Get Along" only with a little extra crazy thrown in for good measure.

Busey's status as a cult icon is growing. He's currently on the promotional trail for Saints Row 2, featuring in a series of viral ads titled "Street Lessons with Uncle Gary".

Street Lessons with Uncle Gary: Throwing People

Street Lessons with Uncle Gary: Taunting People

Uncle Gary has also done some work for GotVMail Communications, running us through some of the time business cliches.

Uncle Gary on giving 150%.

Uncle Gary on thinking outside the box.

A miscellaneous collection of "Buseyisms".

So after all that, I'm asking myself, is Gary Busey really crazy or is it all an act to raise his profile? Bring on the poll...

Aussies may remember Krystal from Big Brother, as the surgically enhanced ‘bombshell’ who seemed to spend 99% of her time in a bikini. Since then she’s become a regular in “mens” magazines like Zoo, and FHM.

Now ordinarily, this sort of thing wouldn’t make news at the office of Swollen Pickles, however this time, I’m going to make an exception, for two reasons. First, I have a couple of pictures that are sure to “stir the loins” of some of my readers, and second, I’d like to draw attention to her breakout quote.

Now take a look at the following picture. Try, if you can, to drag your attention to the pull quote attributed to Krystal to the top left of the image.

“LA is going to be a lot of work – a lot of castings and sleeping on couches.” Wow. LA, casting and sleeping on couches in the one sentence. Let your imagination run for a while, and see where it ends up!

Ahh… in training for the LA adventure, here’s Krystal holding a massive tool.

Tyra Banks is a classy chick. The host of America's Next Top Model is glamorous, however, glamor and the camel toe are not mutually exclusive. For the amateur spotters, take a look at the snap shot below, and see if you can find the camel toe... Hint: It's subtle.

Ok ok, that was a tad disappointing, so here's a bonus music video.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the

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Yes, Australia lost the match, and the final series, but the match will arguably be remember for two things. Firstly, it was cricketing legend, Adam Gilchrist's last international match, which was a sad moment for everyone.

Secondly, it'll be remembered for the massive body check (or "hip and shoulder" if you're not into ice hockey), Andrew Symonds delivered to a streaker whilst batting in the Australian innings. Besides the $6,000 fine, the streaking tool, would also be a little sore, as it looks like the equivalent of running into a brick wall.

If you missed it, check it out on YouTube quick smart, just in case it gets taken down.

Ritchie didn't need 'Snicko' or 'Hotspot' to tell the Symonds made heavy contact outside off stump. If nothing else, it might make people think twice before sledging Symonds.

Edit: Here's an action shot doing the rounds.

The princess of womens tennis, Maria Sharapova has spawned a whole new generation of camel toe enthusiasts. I'm informed by my trusty advisors that tennis has always been a huge source of camel toe, and the shot of Maria Sharapova below mid stroke, shows that she's no stranger to showing off some on-court toe.

If that hasn't satisfied your camel toe craving go check out the Megan Fox Camel Toe.