Thursday, September 13th, 2007
I was woken by my clock radio this morning. It’s normally not such a problem, except this morning, I had to listen to this whining lil’ douche! Who is he, and why the f#@$ was he on my radio. I shouldn’t have to wake up to s$#% like this.
Tuesday, August 28th, 2007
Heckling has never really struck me as a great idea. As a heckler, you’re hardly in a position of power. Sure you may have 5-10 maybe even 20 seconds to say your piece. But that’s it, then it’s the dude who is up on stages turn to return fire.
What we have here is a video [...]
Tuesday, August 14th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan is so hot right now. At least that’s what my in depth internet based study has concluded. I’d be lying if I said I was at all surprised, but it seems the Lindsay Lohan Camel Toe caused a spurt in search engine traffic. Even though some of y’all seem to spell it Lindsey [...]
Monday, August 6th, 2007
Looking at my Google analytics statistics, it seems that anything involving celebrities in compromising positions is big business, organic traffic wise.
Half the people that visit swollenpickles.com, do so to look at a couple of the black label Paris Hilton pictures I posted some time ago.
So in the interests of giving the public what they so [...]
Friday, August 3rd, 2007
For anyone that cares, the Hyundai ‘baby’ ad that caused such a poo storm earlier this year in Australia, is set to return. This time it will be edited down, to remove any scenes depicting the toddler driving the car.
What do I think? I think the bloody ad should be banned! Sent to the bottom [...]
Tuesday, July 24th, 2007
Apparently this clip has “disappeared” from YouTube. Conspiracy theories abound. Anyway, here’s the clip from the MTV awards where Sarah Silverman slags Paris Hilton off just prior to her first stay behind bars. It’s cold… so very cold…
Thursday, June 28th, 2007
John Stamos has lived the high life. First there was Full House, then married to Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, and now the interview that stopped a nation.
Kerry-Anne isn’t known for her hard hitting interview style, but maybe getting her guests loaded pre-interview is a new approach to gain some extra information out of them?
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Too much time [...]
Friday, June 8th, 2007
It is now abundantly clear that Michael Schofield has been approaching the whole Prison Break thing from the wrong angle. There was no need for the elaborate plan or full body “how to break out of jail” tattoo. He just needed to take a leaf out of the Paris Hilton play book, and develop a [...]
