Thursday, February 22nd, 2007
“As we go to air tonight this 84-year-old grandmother remains locked up in her nursing home room chained to a cupboard.” As an opening to a ‘current affairs’ story, that is one sensational attention grabber! Anna Coren, host of Channel Seven’s current affairs program ‘Today Tonight’, proves that she has slipped comfortably into the role [...]
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007
Ok, since I’m now a Search Engine Optimization (SEO) expert, I figured out how to research what visitors to my website are into. Looking through search terms and what not, I have quickly realized that 80% of visitors that come from Google are perverts looking for soft core porn or pictures looking up celebrities skirts. [...]
Monday, February 12th, 2007
All you perverts out there need to check out this super hot spank worthy picture of Paris Hilton. Check out this super detailed photo of Paris Hilton’s camel toe! Celebrity camel toe has never looked this HOT!!! Awesome! Giggity Giggity! Alright!!! var AdBrite_Title_Color = ’003366′; var AdBrite_Text_Color = ’000000′; var AdBrite_Background_Color = ‘FFFFFF’; var AdBrite_Border_Color [...]
Monday, January 22nd, 2007
Woah! Eva Longoria is supposed to be a hottie! Well clearly she’s a hottie when she’s got make up and a team of photo shopping nerds on her side. But without them she looks a little… well… I guess the word I’m looking for is ‘average’. Now if your a teenager who has spent hours [...]
Tuesday, January 9th, 2007
Australian fast bowling and all round cricketing legend Brett Lee is best know for terrorising batsmen around the world. If you live under a rock and don’t watch cricket, firstly, YOUR SICK!, secondly, you may recognise Lee from the Weetbix, ‘Brett Lee does 11′ ads. Perhaps he is not so well known, at least in [...]
Monday, January 8th, 2007
Woah, Oasis are dealing out a major league turkey slapping, suggesting Greenday’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams is a rehash of Wonderwall. Noel Gallagher has taken the gloves off in a new interview with Stuff magazine. The rock hero has claimed in a new interview that the global smash “Boulevard Of Broken Dreams” is based around [...]
Saturday, January 6th, 2007
At what point did Britney Spears start resembling the Creature from the Black lagoon? What happened? I seem to remember that she was once an attractive young musically challenged poptart. Now she truly looks ‘toxic’. If she’s not careful she’ll be best remembered for ending her first marriage after 2 days, an ill fated marriage [...]
Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007
Bean Bag Boy has put me onto a wacky new website, SubvertSociety.com. It’s the kinda thing SwollenPickles.com could be if I woke up evil one day. My personal favourite, the post about Jessica Simpson spawning a new Christmas tradition, the Christmas Camel-toe! Be warned, the following link contains a large volume of velvet as well as [...]
Friday, December 22nd, 2006
Big news as Miss Nevada USA is “stripped” of her title after some “racy” photos turned up on the internet. According to the Age, some “of the photos show Katie Rees kissing other women and exposing one of her breasts. “Katie Rees has been relieved of her duties as Miss Nevada USA 2007,” said Paula [...]
Friday, December 15th, 2006
World famous daredevil Evel Knievel is suing Kanye West over Kayne’s film clip for ‘Touch the Sky’. If you haven’t seen the video, Kayne plays the role of “Evel Kanyevel” and tries to jump a massive cannon on a rocket powered motorcycle. According to the Age website today, “Knievel, whose real name is Robert Craig [...]
Tuesday, December 5th, 2006
The John So juggernaut steams on with news today that he has been voted ‘World Mayor 2006′, snaring over 16,000 votes at worldmayor.com. For those that don’t know John So is the Mayor of the City of Melbourne. The man dubbed as “a rockstar in a Mayor’s body” beat 676 other Mayor’s of the world [...]
