It's freakin awesome and would have been bloody time consuming to put together, so give it a look.

It's legoxplotation...

or something like that...

Interestingly, Machete is being turned into its own feature film by Robert Rodriguez. It's scheduled for a 2010 release with Danny Trejo playing Machete and a host of other big names including Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, and Robert DeNiro all making appearances. The plot is rumoured to closely follow the events shown in the mock trailer.

Here's a promo poster for the film, featuring Jessica Alba.

On the 12 December you can show your support for this semi-worthy cause by purchasing an official IDBAD Ribbon.

All ribbons are made from 100% recycled Ed Hardy t-shirts to help reduce the impact this brand has on creating new douchebags worldwide.

In my opinion, Ed Hardy t-shirts are the 'Hyper Color' t-shirts of the naughties. Actually, that's not really fair, Hyper Color shirts were at least a good idea for 5 minutes.

I'm not sure if there is any scientific research to support this, but I believe there may be a correlation between Ed Hardy wearers and fake tans.

Speaking of Ed Hardy, check out the Ed Hardy Boyz mystery, The Ed Hardy Boyz: The Case of the Missing Sick Belt Buckle.

Anyway, the production values on Dr Who have sky rocketed. On Monday nights episode there was a distinct lack of silver painted cricket pads, but there was a CGI shriveled up Doctor. Following the episode ABC2 screened 'the making of' the episode. One of the visual effects guys spoke about how they created the full size to shriveled up transition effect which I found kind of interesting. If I'm interpreting what he described correctly, they basically filmed the actor for three minutes or so gyrating on the ground (looking like he was having a spasm) then went back in the editing suite and remove a whole slab of frames almost at random, to give the shot a frenetic transformation vibe. If I ever get hold of a video camera again I may try to reproduce something similar in After Effects. I looked for it on YouTube with no luck. It's the sort of effect that would be at home in a home made vampire flick or industrial music video.

Here's a more sedate type of effect (not as aggressive) that uses a bit of that stop go style animation. It's cool in its own right.

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Most importantly, and sometimes forgotten, music can be responsible for creating meaning. Changing music, can change a persons perception of something altogether. It can make the mundane exciting and the friendly sinister. Don't believe me? Check out this revised version of the Different Strokes opening credits sequence. By dropping some alternative music under it, the scene takes on a whole new, creepier, meaning.

Along a similar line is this little nuggety gem from the Victoria's WorkSafe. Having been grossed out by the original ad quite a few times, I found it to be much more watchable once a nice little tune was dropped over the top.

Here's a highlights reel from the event.

Critics have panned the event as degrading to little people, however I'm not sure who should be feeling the most 'degraded' today, the jockeys or their 'average sized' mounts?

Is the Midget Cup more or less degrading than "Midgets vs. Elephant"?

... or, more or less degrading than "Four midgets vs. a Camel"?

I will say, in the performers defence, the lyrics from the original version of the track from Mariah Carey are equally incomprehensible.

Kanye's out burst has made him some very powerful enemies. Number one on the list, Hitler. Here's what he had to say about the Kanye-gate affair.

"That stupid Kanye! That shit was uncalled for ... I just want to shave my moustache and wipe it on my ass and shove it down his nostrils."

Now I'm sure Kayne will be able to use all of the controversy on his next average album, people will buy it, and he'll get richer. But all that will not change the fact that he has pissed off Hitler, and that cannot be a good thing for anyone!

Warning: Please do not eat cream cheese while watching this clip. Sweet holy mother of Fonzie it's disgusting...

The video led to many a conversation. "Is it a zit?"; "No, that's not a zit, it's a cyst"; "I don't care what it is, I just hurled a little". Finally though, "have you ever seen a clip of a human bot fly?"

No I had not, until I watched this...

Isn't the internet a beautiful, wondrous and educational thing?

So, if you can't be assed trying to make extra money, you can always try saving money...