Hot on the heals of the Snuggie, here comes another must buy product direct from the US, the "Comfort Wipe". They screened this infomercial on Rove last night, but in case you aren't familiar with this revolutionary product that allows you to wipe your ass while maintaining your dignity, here it is...
I'm wondering when and why a person would need 18 inches of extension? To get into those hard to reach places? WTF??
When it comes to taking awesome photographs, timing is everything. It can make the difference between a dud shot and a money shot. Here are some great examples of photos taken at just the moment.
First up, a man and his camel. Now I realize the guy was only trying to mount the camel, but it still looks a little suss...
Elite sport is big on the whole team bonding thing, but maybe this is taking the bonding a little far.
As is this...
Keeping to the sports theme this one had to be awkward, particularly for the judging panel.
Reading the weather is fraught with danger, and the potential for awkwardness is but one weather pattern again.
That's all for now.
Every great song deserves a great music video, and that principle definitely applies to Beyonce's Single Ladies. Now, this may seem a little controversial, and don't get me wrong, her video is good... just not great.
Fortunately, thanks to the power of YouTube, an alternative film clip has sprung up. This little puppy is guaranteed to haunt your dreams for years to come...
For many years now it has been assumed that Karl Stefanovic, co-host of Channel Nines early morning Today program, is a robot.
In fact, many people believe that Stefanovic is actually C3P0, a human-cyborg relations droid constructed in Queensland, and the first Australian droid of its kind. 
This was confirmed on Wikipedia (so it must be true), however Stefanovic's entry has since been heavily edited, with many conspiracy theorists suggesting that it is the result of a cover-up instigated by Channel Nine and Scientology.
Other theories suggest that is programmed with a "white-anting" chip and is programmed to infest himself in an organisation then bring it down from the inside.
On Monday morning however, Stefanovic cast doubt over his robot status when he appeared to host the show, displaying some of the signs associated with intoxication.
The fact that the Logies (Australian TV awards) were held Sunday night, and the after party no doubt carried on well into Monday morning, may well have contributed to his uncharacteristically human performance.
Personally, his uncharacteristic behavior has not convinced me that he's human. I suspect his behavior can be attributed to one of two things.
Either someone spilt a drink on him at the Logies and he short circuited, or he has undergone a software upgrade, most probably to Windows Vista, and is experiencing some instability issues. If that's the case, I'd recommend that Channel Nine re-format the system and install Windows XP instead.
Here is the must see movie of the decade, Midgets vs. Mascots. The preview alone is worth the price of admission. If you're easily offended, maybe you should probably give it a wide berth.
Midgets vs. Mascots is described as a mockumentary that follows a contest between midgets and mascots, each group fighting for their share of little person/mascot/porn star Big Red's inheritance. Little person legend Gary Coleman, leads the team of midgets as they compete against a group of mascots, including a guy dressed as a taco.
Here's a couple of quotes being thrown around to promote the film:
"Borat meets Jackass!"
"A Christopher Guest movie for a younger generation!"
"In a class of its own... a new genre of shockumentary!"
"Unique, outragous, funny ass movie!"
"Sincere congrats on making the most offensive comedy I've seen...
awesome!"
If you want more Midgets vs Mascots mayhem, check out the films website.
Today I have some late night TV infomercial gold to share with you. If you've already seen this, please feel free to skip straight to the parody version.
For those unfamiliar with the Snuggie, it is an innovative powerhouse of a product, it's a blanket... with sleeves! Glorious. The Snuggie is designed to keep your entire body covered and "cozy" while you still retain the use of your hands. (more...)
As a bloke, you may occasionally find it difficult to understand what the woman in your life is thinking. You may find it difficult to pick up on some of the subtle signs and signals she's putting out there. Sometimes it's hard to know when she's really pissed off at you.
If you need some help figuring out if the woman in your life is angry with you then here are a few things to look for that might help you figure things out.
Chances are, if any of the following happen to you, then she's not all that happy with you. An angry woman can exhibit behavior that falls under three main categories... (more...)
